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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Sandy Dandy Andy Wandy

When Sandy waz wittle he had big earz n feetiez.
Mommi say he wiked ta get inta tingiez he not saposed to...
Sohz mommie say, "I'm leavin u for another turkey."
.Sandy den run to da kitshin fur hiz turkey and minded mommie.
Sandy waz long tall 14 yehr boy when i met hem.
.He waz bounci tigger kitty.
-- Katie Ann Kitty II

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

For Sandy Red

Sandy Red Tigger
October 1990 - October 2006

We Luv and miss u

go leap n play in da grassy now...


Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Cat Salad

"To get thine ends, lay bashfulness aside;
Who fears to ask, doth teach to be deny'd."
Robert Herrick, English lyric poet (1591 - 1674)

Katie Kitty II get dis foto in email

bye bye...

Monday, September 11, 2006

Monday, September 04, 2006

Tribute to Croc Hunter

"Crocodile Hunter" host Steve Irwin in a 2004 photo. (REUTERS/Will Burgess)

***---The Australian naturalist who won worldwide acclaim--- ***
Steve Irwin has died in a marine accident with a stingray
off Australia's northeast coast.

Link to Animal Planet Tribute

Bye bye... Katie miss you.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Good To See You

I'm a bashful child..........................................

.........................................beginning to grow...

What's the Name of the Game?


Sunday, July 23, 2006


(Tiger lost her cubs & piggies needed new Mommie.)

"...Tell people what needs to be done & they'll surprise you with their ingenuity."
George S. Patton, US General
(1885 -

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Friday, April 28, 2006

Got Prozak?

"In order to laugh at something, it is totally necessary:
1) to know what you are laughing at
2) to know why you are laughing
3) to ask some people why they think you are laughing
4) to jot down a few notes
5) to Laugh
Even then, the thing may not be cleared up for dayz."
-Robert Benchley
.(from the Introduction in The Great Movie Comedians by Leonard Maltin)

Saturday, April 08, 2006

2 B Fair...Are dogz funni?

Sum purrson comment dat dey dont wike catz...

Sohz maybe dey tink dogz iz funnier. I dunno. Deyz kinda serious.

I tink dey need sum help...


Monday, April 03, 2006

Please Dry Me

Mommie gotz most reviewz of Rainy Day Memory... made sumbuddi laff even... Iz dis poem...funni???

I dunno...

I gotz no idea why peeple laff at me aniwayz.... dey jus do dat.

No sé porqué la gente se ríe de mí. ¿Por qué ellos hacen eso?

Je ne sais pas pourquoi les gens rient de moi. Pourquoi font-ils cela?

Friday, March 31, 2006

Hiya Goliath

"The fool performs a sacred role in the community...
a teller of truth, standing naked in the marketplace, confronting the powerful, with playful disorder."
—Ken Feit

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Pavlov's Cat

Pavlov’s Dog experiments have been published extensively…

You know—

Day 1: Rang Bell
Dog ate food.

Day 2: Rang Bell
Dog ate more food…

Day 3: Rang Bell
Dog ate my leg…

But not much has been published of his cat experiments until recently.

Day 1: Rang Bell
Cat twitched ear and went back to sleep.

Day 2: Rang Bell
Cat went to answer the door.

Day 3: Rang Bell
Cat said, “There is a bell ringing.”

Day 4: Went to Ring Bell
But cat had stolen the batteries.

Day 5: Rang Bell
Cat put paw on bell. It only made a thunk, thunk, thunk noise.

Day 6: Cat Rang Bell.
I ate food.

-Eddie Izzard, Host. Wembley, "We Know Where You Live," Amnesty International Anniversary Celebration (His Day 1 for Cat--slightly different)

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Hangin Onta Branchie

Im not a funni Katie right now...
well... maybe.... cud be...

I tink I jus hang onto 2 dis branchie.

Mommi say if she inta New York, she cud du funni shtik and dey wud laff...
but here in dis wittle town she not so sure bout dat.

So she gotta get serious jobbie... So she dont fall down....
ut Mommi gonna keep goin... cuz she wuv hur hubbie.

n cuz she owe hur big brudder n sistur dis huggie...
n a fishie toy fur dehr doggie...
she wunder if dey laff at dah pixturs she gave way...
cuz datz all dat waz fur... ta give lafter away on hims purrth-day...

she wike ta draw rohses n I wike smellin dem.

she wanna draw pixturz n France... dey speek purr-tee.
My step brudder Bear... he purr when da Newz guyz speakin French...

Mommi say bohn jur awot... what dat fur?

I go sleepi on monitur now... i cold n it warm.

bye bye.

Monday, February 27, 2006

C'est merveilleux

You Should Learn French

C'est super! You appreciate the finer things in life... wine, art, cheese, love affairs.
You are definitely a Parisian at heart.
You just need your tongue to catch up...

C'est merveilleux!!
Katie aime des "woh-ses"

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Dehr Bill n Ted Can I Play 2?

Hi everbuddy. Im Sandy Red Tigger n I wike shooz... Mommiz shooz. Im 15 1/2.
Dat's Katiez feet showin. Da udder nite Mommi n me waz watchin dis funni movie. Bill n Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Dese 2 guyz wike guitarz n hav band. Da Wild Stallyns. Dey go bak in time n borrow peeple 4 show n tell at skool. Dey had Billy da Kid, Socrates, Joan da Ark, Abe Linkon, Gengis Kahn, Beetoven n Napoleon...
Mommie waf so hard dat I ran outa da room for while. When I cum bak? Bill n Ted usin dis telefohn booth like a boht or sumtin wit all da historikal peeple in it.
Da histry peeple mess up da mall. Den run frum copz n fall down. Napoleon at 'musment park. He wike water 2 much. He kep goin down slidez n gettin wet. Dey were funni.
I wanna know... How cum Katie gotta be staffmembur n how cum Bill n Ted get ta hav so much fun fur? I wanna play too... I got dis song Mommi made for me n everting... it gohz like dis to da toon uv Henry da 8th I am:
I'm Sandy Red Tigger I am
Sandy Red Tigger I am I am
I wiv wit da wae-dee nex doohr.
She nevur hav red tabbee b4
But she tink I jus dandee
I'm hur preshus wittel Sandy
Sandy Red Tigger I am I am
Sandy Red Tigger I Am!
--Sandy Red.
(Okie dokie Sandy -- ya get ta play, too...("Oh and Be Excellent To Each Other" - Bill & Ted.)
- Reni & =^..^=)

Sandy Red Tigger I Am is ©2005 by Kat-Renée Kittel.
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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Moe Moe Funni

Katie is downright funnier'n me... dontcha think??

Katie on wohses

Katie not on wohses...


Katie like you....

Katie not like you....

meow mewo meow meow
©2006 by Kat-Renée Kittel, founder of the Laughter Safety Valve Commission™.All Rights Reserved. Photo of Katie: Kat-Renée. Please be kind & give laughter/funny credits to author.
( Dear Big Brother, thanks for the hug...see Turnabout's Fair Play & three-word note by Mr. Anonymous, Chairman, LSVC)
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Sunday, February 05, 2006

A Year of Wisdom

From The Desk of Kat Renée Kittel
(Revised: 21.2.06 - reprint from Got Chutzpah???)

I'm another year older and many years wiser... from the School of Hard Realities. What is the main lesson I have learned??

"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle." -Unknown.

I don't know why my family was "thrown into the lion's den" or why it seems way too many years have past since I last remembered how to give the gift of laughter... but there it is. Now I find myself giving joy even when my heart is breaking...over the loss my brother & stepfather, and not knowing when I'll be reunited with the kind, dear soul I call my husband.

Does that mean I'm going to gleefully run out to the only comedy club in this Hayseed County, grab a mike and make half-drunk twenty-something's laugh? Not particularly... I drove by there tonight and the place looked claustrophobic and too much like a loud, overcrowded smoke-filled room destined to give me an asthma attack or a migraine.

Forgive me y'all—from the looks of the marquis I couldn't tell if they knew real funny from a chicken bone stuck in someone's throat and I'm not that good with the Heimlich manuever yet. Although I did save my cat the other day. Besides I would really rather draw roses than host a spelling bee in a bar.

Well I did get to have fun before age twelve in front of around 3,000 people, playing a male role, fake mustache and all (well the auditorium did hold about that many...I dunno). And I spent more than ten years in front of a nursing home audience, doing what some religious ministers think women ain't supposed to do... sharing sermons and stories to folks who in all intents and purposes were just waiting in the station for their train ride home. My worst audience so far would have to be a man who held up the convenience store with me the sole employee for the night.

(If I had a chance to step into theater or act before a camera?? Would I love to play next to my big brother Richard Belzer? As my Spanish teacher used to say— "Que fun." As long as he teases me a little and I get to wear his hat... )

Still I figure this—how my gifts are used will have to be up to Providence to decide. (I still don't know how I get people to laugh so easily...)

So what am I doing for my birthday? Well, I went looking for black tennis shoes. Haven't found a pair that fit. Other than that, I gave my gift of joy to a friend... (mon chat vous aime)

A bit of news. Writing has been an essential part of walking out of a nightmare and toward a new lease on life. I've started a slightly funnier column--"Laugh Safely...Please" at this address: "" Previous "Agape" entries will be accessible from the links on the right side of the new site. Use the "Go to Laugh Safely" link to return to the new journal.

Shalom everyone... I leave you on my birthday with this intriguingly interesting poem:

Little Eagle Dancer

Twirling in the moonlight
Bowing to The Maker
Blowing kisses to His Constellations

Barefoot now and knee length deerskin dress
Long black hair swirling as you tease
The grass with your light-foot steps

And picked the eagle’s feather
From the nest

Now laughing at your bravery
You dance with the feather
At the edge of running water

Joyfully waiting for
Your older brother
Who gave you the dare

© by Dreamof-Roses, 2006.

Kind Regards and Laugh Safely,
Reni =^..^=

"There is no problem that cannot be improved by effort, and no effort that is too paltry to be worth undertaken." -Sam Waterston.


Reprint from Got Chutzpah??? (Orig. Agape is A Five Letter Word For Chutzpah).
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Agape Is A Five Letter Word... For Chutzpah is inspired by my Big Brother, The Chairman of The Laughter Safety Valve Commission™. (
Turnabout's Fair Play & note by Mr. Anonymous, Chairman, LSVC)

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Little Animal Shelter Spokesman

-L Munoz, ©Daily News, L.P. - Jan 9, 2006
AS THE SARCASTIC Detective John Munch on NBC's cop drama "Law and Order: Special Victims Unit," Richard Belzer tracks down demented sexual predators. But in real life he's doing cuddlier work, signing on to be the first spokesman for a public service announcement campaign for the Little Shelter Animal Adoption Center, a no-kill center in Huntington.
"A lot of pets were abandoned in Hurricane Katrina," he said. "Plus, there's always a need to adopt so they won't be euthanized. "After seeing reports of the homeless pets, Belzer said, he had wanted to help out.
So last week he spent a day posing with Munch, an adorable Shepherd mix puppy, and Tater Tot, a 6-month-old male cat. "I had the greatest time. It was wonderful," Belzer said. "Whenever a dog comes into a room your blood pressure goes down."
The PSAs will appear on more than 2,000 city taxis and in the Daily News, Ladies Home Journal and Entertainment Weekly.
Founded in 1927, Little Shelter finds homes for about 2,000 pets each year, regardless of their age or injuries.As a kid, Belzer had pet turtles. At one point as an adult he had seven cats.At 61, he's now a first-time dog owner with a 10-month-old border collie-Beauceron mix, rescued in France and named Django after jazz great Django Reinhardt.

Reprint of Jan 30th post at Got Chutzpah??? (orig. Agape is A Five Letter Word For Chutzpah).
©2006 by Kat-Renée Kittel. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and give laughter/funny credits to author and founder of the Laughter Safety Valve Commission™. (Thanks for the aider à sauver ma vie .)

Author's Note: Under the link to Richard Belzer in the News is an organization called Safe Horizons, a non-profit organization that helps move victims of violence from crisis to confidence. The link is to their 2005 November benefit called "No Laughing Matter." Many comedians and other actors helped make this benefit possible, including Richard Belzer and his wife, Harlee McBride.

Although the Laughter Safety Valve Comission™ is a place for satirical humor, silly fun and just plain ding battiness... understand that the LSVC is actually a gift to one dear soul who helped this writer, artist & comic relief find more than just her sense of humor again...

and to thank him for giving me a safe horizon once more. Simply by listening when I corresponded, by praying, by leaving three beautiful words ...and by watching from afar.
Richard and his family will always be in my prayers.

(Amazing what a pat on the back will do...helps save lives sometimes.)

Attitude is Everything.

Love y'all,
Katie Kat =^..^=