When Sandy waz wittle he had big earz n feetiez.
Mommi say he wiked ta get inta tingiez he not saposed to...
Sohz mommie say, "I'm leavin u for another turkey."
.Sandy den run to da kitshin fur hiz turkey and minded mommie.
Sandy waz long tall 14 yehr boy when i met hem.
.He waz bounci tigger kitty.
-- Katie Ann Kitty II