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Showing posts with label April Fools. Show all posts
Showing posts with label April Fools. Show all posts

Saturday, April 01, 2017

Shocking Cat-Tastrophe Earth am bin hurted

GINORMOUS CAT-Tastrophe today a gazillion miles long.

Courtesy of  Photofunia
Asian Continent am been hurted by unknown phenonomenon that am caused a dent from Saudia Arabia all the way across the border between China and Russia. This may cause terrible relations and a war may break out between the Asian and Russian peeples.

This am the worst inter-dimensional rift since the Tunguska blast of 1909 dat was mentioned in Ghost Busters the original mew-vie.

We may haz gotted a photo of the space alien who am purr-sponsible for this horrible cat-tastrophe and it appears to be a ginormouse UFO in the shape of a cat face. 


NASA Cat Scientist, Dr. Benjamin Lil Bear beleeves dats a huge space monster has pawed and batted earth til we may all falls offs the globe into utter blackness... save fur the power of gravitys dats am bin holding us on...

Although other scientists believe this photo is proof that the earth actually goes around the sun in a ball track with the help of a giant outer space cat.

Some hows the American continent am fine
and did not feels a thing.




Also in the Mewz, Shaquille O'Neal not only believes the Earth am flat, but now believes that oceans were filled with water by using a ginormous outer space aquarium.
Courtesy of Fun Photo Box

Purrs from Joey, KFM Repurrter of strange Mewz




(and if you haz followed KFM posts, you may knows dat Joey loves to spin a good tail... MOL)






HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!

We am joining Art on Caturday with Athena, the outer space kitty.

Purrz from Joey the Tall Tale Teller.


http://www.athenacatgoddess.com/2017/03/caturdayart-cat-from-out-of-space.html




Saturday, May 28, 2016

Breaking Mewz Flash Saves Kitten From Tornado

FLASH Am in the Mewz!!!


Caught on Camera, Flash was seen saving umpteen humans and a kitten from a tornado in North Western Kansas....He then undid the tornado by running backwards faster than the speed of lightning!! 
Kitten saved from Tornado gets autograph from Flash...

Asked how she feels after being rescued and actually caught while in midair, Callie the Kitty said, "Hims my Hero!!"


More details furry soon.... see also
Flash the Neighbor's Cat













 (Art Photo Editor courtesy of http://photofunia.com 
/ Newscaster / Kitty and Frame)


For more art on Caturday
http://www.athenacatgoddess.com/2016/05/caturday-art_28.html



Friday, April 01, 2016

Reading To Your Cat and Other Furry Mewz

Purray!!! - Time Fur Furry Good Mewz Friday
and Urgent Stuffs
Hey Furry Friends!
It am April First.
The Mom scoured the internets and found Mewz abouts an exciting purrgram: Groupon promotes Cat Readers

"Everyone knows that cats love to chase things-strings, lasers, mice, you name it," Groupon says. "It turns out our feline friends also harbor a voracious appetite for literary classics and want to be read to just like our children. But with the pressures of modern society, who has time to read to their cats?" 

The four readers prices range from $15 an hour fur the Cat Whisperer to $5,000 per hour for the ’80s Sitcom Star.  Mom thought her could be a reader too, buts when the Mom checked, the deal was closed. https://www.groupon.com/deals/catreaders


Howsumever we did find real mewz worth reading.. Ifn's you has nebber gone to Brian's (Brian's Home) Forever Home Wanted site - you am missing out on lots of Real Good Mewz and listings of pets waiting for their furever homes.
(2025 Update Forever Home Wanted website no longer available)




Like this cute sweetie at
https://www.thedodo.com/kitten-cornfield-rescue-1697976028.html

who mysteriously walked out of a cornfield and right up to her new Daddy. "Please take me home!" and Daddy did! According to The Dodo: this kitten shows how cats have "supernatural skills for finding just the right situation for them."

Be sure to bookmark and subscribe to
https://foreverhomewanted.com/
(no longer available)



There's always REAL Furry Good Mewz like Kitten Cuddlers wanted in Orlando and Free pet vaccines for low income.

NO FOOLIN'!
This am Katie Kitty Too Repurrtin fur
Katiez Furry Mewz


Guero is doing great! but still needs purrz
THE FOLLOWING IS REAL AND URGENT AND WEZE MAD THAT SILVIA AND HER ROOM MATE GOT TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF AGAIN! THE BABIES NEED FOOD AND LITTER and RENT MONEY!!!

First the good Mewz. This past week's rent was paid from the last of the auction money and two donations. Guero Is HEALED from surgery finally... no more seeping. Purray! Yet he did threw up yesterday. Vet said may be something he chewed on. She may have to take him back tomorrow... and we are out of funds (I had to pay third year taxes or lose my home), plus more bad news. 

Brother Tiger, aka Gordo
Silvia's room mate Alex just finished basement work worth 400.00 and the guy he worked for only gave him 50.00! They were depending on that money for rent. Silvia wants to find the guy and report him, but he used a false name and disappeared.
and No Rent means homeless kitties.

Due to little work available at Labormax, Silvia found a job typing up dictated briefs for a lawyer's office. She did a practice brief this week and should get paid briefs to do next week, but no possible money until April 11. Need 150.00 asap for next Tuesday.

Please Pray and send whatever you can, using the PAY PAL donation button at the top right...
Purrz from Katie and Katie Too.