Please Purr Bear Gets Nootered Today

Yesterday

Bear walks off of printer while Doobie looks out the window.
Bear:  Mom! Moom!  Mommy? Momma mom?
Katie: Yes, Lil Bear?
Bear: Am my nootering gonna be tomorrow?
Katie: Well, if you are a good boy and can be furry calm for the doctor.

Bear:  Am I gonna turn into a baby kangaroo like Joey said?
Doobie: I toles you, Bear. Dey jus gonna makes your boy bumpies flatter dats all. 
Bear:  I remembers dat.
Doobie: Well you're going to be okay, Bear. It be okay.  Angels likes your Mama watch over vets doing surgery.
Bear: Otay. 

Doobie: Kin I leaves da room now Mom?
Katie lets Doobie out of the room.

Bear: Bye Bye Doobie.  Mommy Mommy Mom?  When we wents to the doctor vet last times, you forgot to tell me sumthing when you went bye bye and left me there.

Katie:  What's that Bear Bear?
Bear: You forgots to tells me that you would be right back! And den the doctor put me in a cage and I gots sooo scared.  I thoughts I not ever sees you no more!

Katie:  Oh my. That's right.  We didn't play the "be right back" game.  No wonder you were soo scared.
Bear: So when the doctor opened the cage again to put me in the carrier, I jumped on hims shoulders and den jumped down. When dey tried to catch me, I grabbed hims shoe wifs my teeth.  I just wanted him to take me home and find my Mommy! And I was hungry!  I was growing dats day and I needed foods!  I didn't mean to hurts nobody.  And I could smell a doggie!  A big doggie!  Him could hurts me.  I dinnit knows.

Katie:  Well Lil Bear, there won't be a doggie tomorrow.  And I promise we will play the be right back game. I will remember to tell you, "I'll be right back" this time so you'll know I'm coming back later, okay?
Bear: Otay. Dats goods. Ize gotted bigger now.
Katie:  You have grown alot in two weeks.  You weighed just under 7 pounds that day and now you weigh over 8 pounds! 

Bear:  Do we haves to go in car?  Do I haves to be in carrier?  I not likes being in carriers in car.
Katie: Well we have to get there in a car and you have to be in a carrier so I can drive the car.  It will be cold in the morning.  You can snuggle in the blankie to keep warm.

Bear: Oh all right... I will try be a good boy.  I loves you Mommy Momma Mom.
Katie: I loves you too, Lil Bear.  Get some rest.  In the morning, we'll ask for purrs like last time for your surgery.

Bear: Otay Mommy Mom, Lets takes a nap together.

Early Wednesday Morning

Bear:  Hello furry peeples!  Pleeze purr for me today. I will try and be a good boy and go sleepy for the doctor so he can help me haves my nootering. 

Ifns I gets my boy bumpies flattened today dens I kins haves a cat mitzvah pawtee.  I sure hope everything goes well today.  At my cat mitzvah pawtee, Mommy Mom am going to tells everyone my noo furst name!

It am Hebrew for "son of my right hand." Please let me know if you guess what dat name am.  Mommy Mom will let you know when da Cat Mitzvah pawtee am and we will haves some catnip cakes and stuffs.

Mommy Momma Mom will gives you an updates later today on how I dids in da surgery.

Purrz and lots of meowz n stuffs.
Angel's Lil Bear