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Showing posts with label Monday Funny. Show all posts

Monday, February 08, 2016

KFM Way Back When - 2008 with Shy Bootsie Woo

Celebrating 10 years of blogging! From Katiez Furry Mewz Archives. June 2008.
https://katiezfurrymewz.blogspot.com/2008/06/shy-little-bootsie.html







Humans am furry creepy…






Dey keeps laughing and staring at me…




STOPS DAT!!! I iz tellin my Mommy!!! =^..^=




Thanks fur stopping by and helping us celebrate 10 years of Blogging... Every week, we will show you a fun post from way back when.

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Quick update from Silvia and Guero: 

Guero had a really bad day yesterday with bad poo and throwing up.  However, he is doing much better this morning. He went to the vets this morning and got a steroid shot and has been on pro-pectalin since Saturday. Silvia applied at Holiday Inn Express today. Still need 100.00 for rent tomorrow.

Just a recap: Guero's mom, Silvia was a victim at the motel she stays at. She was their housekeeper, but another resident sexually harassed her - so she filed charges against him, which made her lose her job. He did go to jail though. 

So now Silvia is trying to find a new job and look after her sweet kitties, especially Guero who had to have major surgery. I've been running a fund campaign to keep her from losing her motel room, until she can get a permanent job and find another place to live.)
 



Thanks for all your purrz and support for sweet Guero, Silvia and her fur children...

-Katie Kat.

Monday, August 18, 2014

Indoor Yoga Napping Lesson with Oreo

Furstly. Find a very high place for your nap, such as on top of the kitchen cupboards, purrfurr-ably the cupboard above refrigerator, or purr haps the frigerator if your kitchen cupboards go all the way to the ceiling.
Secondly, Get in a nice good, long stretch of your back legs.
Third Step. Check your limberness and munch on a few fleas if they are bothering your technique.
And then, Voila! The yoga-ness pose that will have your pawrents and other humans wondering, Hey, how you do that?
Finally... one last peek at the world below, before off to lovely dreamland of the happy, cared for, indoor cat.

I hope you liked your yoga napping lesson and can find a way to try it at your home.  I am furry thankful that I found Mom Katie last winter. I am furry loved and not abandoned no more. I could never try this restful yoga technique outdoors. 

Mom shared my new long name with me today. Katie Mom always gives her furever kitty kids a long 3 name and a nickname.  Such as Lil Bear's long name am Benjamin Lil Bear, but every human call him Bear. I could call him Bear, since I talk Engrish, but my nickname for Bear am "squeaky," in cat mews that is. Bear cant talk Engrish. Him use whiney squeak to get Mom's attention. Very annoying sometimes.

Katie Mom thought of calling me Happy Oreo Cookie, but I not good at cooking, although I do like checking out the stove smells. If you look closely, does my cute face remind you of a funny human who went over the Rainbow Bridge? Mom said my furever long name am now Oreo Robin William. But you can calls me Orie.

And like Brian of Brian's Home Says, Adopt Cats! We needs and Deserves you! More Furever Homes More Often! (Concats on the 2,000th post last week, Brian!)

Purrz Furever,
Oreo Robin William
(Purr S.  You can find my photo at Mom's National Geographic Your Shot, where Mom tells that I not your average pet. -Orie)

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Monday Funny with Bear and Joey

(Although posted on Tuesday, this story happened on Monday.  Purrz, Katie Kat) 


Bear: 
Mom... mama MAMA Mom Mooommm!
Katie Kat:  Yes Lil Bear.  I'm right here.
Bear: Uncle Mike told Lil Joe a funny song and Lil Joe just told me! Can we sing it fur you?









Katie Kat:
Sure. Why not. What's the song about?
Lil Joe:
Ummm Kangaroos. Uncle Mike said that kangaroos are big rats with giant tails and they work as boxers in Australia.
Katie Kat: 
Sounds like Uncle Mike was feeding you a tale, actually.




Lil Bear:
Mama MOM Moomm Mama MOM!  I want to sing the song!
Katie Kat: 
Go ahead... Calm down. I'm right here. I'm not going away.

Lil Bear: 
Are you sure!?!?  I can't be alone! Don't ever leave me. You're my MOMMMM! My Mommy Mama Mommy Mom!

Katie Kat: 
I know baby. Three of your littermates only lived a short while. Your brother found a home. Your sisters found another home and your kitty mom went over the Rainbow Bridge.  But I will always be there for you, Sweetie. No matter what.

Lil Bear: 
Oh goods... Den We sing our song fur you! What did the kangaroo lady sing when her became a new mommy, Mom?!  What did she sing, Mommy Mama Mommy?!? What did she sing?!? Whaat?!? Do ya know? Do ya know?
Katie Kat:
I don't know, sweetheart. What did she sing? 
(Katie thinks to herself... hope my poor kid calms down after his little boy surgery.)

Bear and Joe start Singing
:

"Ize gots the Joey, Joey, Joey down in my pouch
Down in my Pouch.  Down in my pouch.
Ize got the Joey Joey JOEY Joey down in my pouch
Down in my pouch to GROWWW!!!" 

(to the tune of I've Got The Joy Down in My Heart) 

Lil Bear: What's a pouch?
Joey:
Why did you name me after a baby kangaroo? 


Katie Kat:  Well a pouch is a pocket that a kangaroo has to keep her baby safe and warm until he or she is old enough to hop out. 

And Joey, I actually named you for Lil Joe or Joey, because you have a white J on your back and your purrsonality reminded me of a favorite TV character on a show called Bonanza...  Then your little J started looking like a check mark, kind of like the Nike logo on my tennis shoes... so you became the super hero Nike Cat for a while.  Looks like your J is changing shape though. Your long white hairline seems to be disappearing. Maybe you were only meant to be Nike Kitten. .

Joey:  Maybe so. Maybe so.  I will think about that and get back to you.  Did you like the song?

Katie Kat: Yes, Joey. Tell Uncle Mike that was furry funny.





Lil Bear:  Mom, will you keep me safe and warm too, like a Joey am with hims Mommy kangaroo?

Katie Kat: I will try sweetie, but I don't have a pouch.  Will a blankie do?


Lil Bear: Okay.  I Love you, Mommy Mama Mommy Mom.  (Lil Bear purrz and purrz in Katie Kat's lap, all wrapped up in hims warm blankie.)
Katie Kat: I love you, Lil Bear. 

Katie Kat turns to Lil Joe:  I love you too, Joey.
Joey:  Love you, Miss Mom Lady.  Thank you so much for saving me as a small kitten when my eyes were so infected that I would have lost my sight.  I knew you were there to help me. I couldn't see you, but your voice sounded furry kind. You do know that I am not destined to stay with you, though, don't you?
Katie Kat: Yes, and when you go, I will miss you very much.
Joey: I will miss you, too.  You will always be my hero. I will miss Uncle Mike and his big shoulders.  Howsumever, I must leave you eventually and carry out my mission, for I have cases to solve and deducting to do like Sherlock Holmes. You know, hero stuff. 
Katie Kat:  Yes you do. dear Nike Cat.  Yes you do.