Monday Funny with Bear and Joey

(Although posted on Tuesday, this story happened on Monday.  Purrz, Katie Kat) 

Bear:  Mom... mama MAMA Mom Mooommm!
Katie Kat:  Yes Lil Bear.  I'm right here.
Bear: Uncle Mike told Lil Joe a funny song and Lil Joe just told me! Can we sing it fur you?

Katie Kat: Sure. Why not. What's the song about?
Lil Joe: Ummm Kangaroos. Uncle Mike said that kangaroos are big rats with giant tails and they work as boxers in Australia.
Katie Kat:  Sounds like Uncle Mike was feeding you a tale, actually.

Lil Bear: Mama MOM Moomm Mama MOM!  I want to sing the song!
Katie Kat:  Go ahead... Calm down. I'm right here. I'm not going away.

Lil Bear:  Are you sure!?!?  I can't be alone! Don't ever leave me. You're my MOMMMM! My Mommy Mama Mommy Mom!

Katie Kat:  I know baby. Three of your littermates only lived a short while. Your brother found a home. Your sisters found another home and your kitty mom went over the Rainbow Bridge.  But I will always be there for you, Sweetie. No matter what.

Lil Bear:  Oh goods... Den We sing our song fur you! What did the kangaroo lady sing when her became a new mommy, Mom?!  What did she sing, Mommy Mama Mommy?!? What did she sing?!? Whaat?!? Do ya know? Do ya know?
Katie Kat: I don't know, sweetheart. What did she sing? 
(Katie thinks to herself... hope my poor kid calms down after his little boy surgery.)

Bear and Joe start Singing:

"Ize gots the Joey, Joey, Joey down in my pouch
Down in my Pouch.  Down in my pouch.
Ize got the Joey Joey JOEY Joey down in my pouch
Down in my pouch to GROWWW!!!" 
(to the tune of I've Got The Joy Down in My Heart) 

Lil Bear: What's a pouch?
Joey: Why did you name me after a baby kangaroo? 

Katie Kat:  Well a pouch is a pocket that a kangaroo has to keep her baby safe and warm until he or she is old enough to hop out. 

And Joey, I actually named you for Lil Joe or Joey, because you have a white J on your back and your purrsonality reminded me of a favorite TV character on a show called Bonanza...  Then your little J started looking like a check mark, kind of like the Nike logo on my tennis shoes... so you became the super hero Nike Cat for a while.  Looks like your J is changing shape though. Your long white hairline seems to be disappearing. Maybe you were only meant to be Nike Kitten. .

Joey:  Maybe so. Maybe so.  I will think about that and get back to you.  Did you like the song?

Katie Kat: Yes, Joey. Tell Uncle Mike that was furry funny.

Lil Bear:  Mom, will you keep me safe and warm too, like a Joey am with hims Mommy kangaroo?

Katie Kat: I will try sweetie, but I don't have a pouch.  Will a blankie do?

Lil Bear: Okay.  I Love you, Mommy Mama Mommy Mom.  (Lil Bear purrz and purrz in Katie Kat's lap, all wrapped up in hims warm blankie.)

Katie Kat: I love you, Lil Bear. 

Katie Kat turns to Lil Joe:  I love you too, Joey.

Joey:  Love you, Miss Mom Lady.  Thank you so much for saving me as a small kitten when my eyes were so infected that I would have lost my sight.  I knew you were there to help me. I couldn't see you, but your voice sounded furry kind. You do know that I am not destined to stay with you, though, don't you?

Katie Kat: Yes, and when you go, I will miss you very much.

Joey: I will miss you, too.  You will always be my hero. I will miss Uncle Mike and his big shoulders.  Howsumever, I must leave you eventually and carry out my mission, for I have cases to solve and deducting to do like Sherlock Holmes. You know, hero stuff. 

Katie Kat:  Yes you do. dear Nike Cat.  Yes you do.

A Quick Postie Bout Katie Too

Hiya Folks, This am Katie Too.

I am being featured in the photos at Willowbend Animal Hospital's Facebook Photo Album.

Thanks to our Friends Karen in Australia and Brian's Home, I went to the vets last Furryday, November 1st.  All the meanie tape worms am gone bye bye!!!

Please keep me in your purrz.  I will be 11 years old in January 2014. 
Dr. Johnson found a new thing in my check up.  I have a slight heart murmur.   

Also, we have changed the banner on our bloggie and I somewhat approove...the tabby cat is cute, but no idea who the kitty is and I really think the Mom should use one of us kitties with a newspaper...that's what I get for taking a looong nap from blogging with the Mom.  Well she promises to make some photos sooo we'll see whooo gets the bestest pix.  

And pleeeze Mom, get a new photo of Joey and his sisters... they are much bigger now than that little pic at the top!  Joey is like the longest cat I have ever seen!!! And he's only 6 months old!

I am back as the Junior Executive of Katiez Furry Mewz, so I will be posting Mewz more often.

Especially since I should be spending more time with the Mom versus all these foster kitties!  Really Mom... find their homes already!  They need their moms and I need mine!  Oh all right, I guess Lil Bear can stay and maybe Doobie... Toby is Uncle Mike's cat...but that's it! Seriously.

Purrz,
Katie Ann Kitty Too
Junior Executive
Katiez Furry Mewz.

I kin haz Artist Mom!!

Hiya peeplez of da furry-netz...
(dis not paw bump image... see below)

Mom am pologizin dats hur not tole u all sooner... but hur am shy... Mai Mom am drawin Kittiez!!

Mom am drawin Art Cards. Dey iz called ACEO'z. Mom say dat meenz Artist Certified Edition Originalz and dat meenz dey is Art Cards and just 2 1/2 by 3 1/2 inches...


Deze furst too got snatched up frum eBbay!

Tabby Kitten on Yellow sold fur 1.79

"Ocicat Sniff" sold fur 5.57!!!

Three peeple bid on Ocicat Sniff!
Peeples gave mom greenies fur deze too babiez!!! Wow... why dey did dat??




Bootsie duz da Paw Bump - cuz her nots beleeve dat!

(Paw Bump Images to da Rescue! See Brew’s Blog Challenge: Paw Bumps and Icky Google Images)




Well aftur deze too found noo homez, hur wints and made more art stuffoms...
Playful Purple Kitty and Surprise Attack!












Biddin at ebay startin at 2.00 wif free shippin.
Deze too not gots noo homez yet... dey iz still lookn fur dat.
U kin helps find deze noo homes by biddin on dem at ebay.
Dey gots two dayz left fur biddin and den Mom buyz foods for me
Bootsie, Crazy Daisy n Maxie Tigger frum sellin doze.

Surprise Attack am bigger.. bout like size of index card and haz anuther picture on da back. Mom tole me she gonna make more silly cards bout spiders on tables eatin brekfast cereal or sumpin while a kitty am lookin at dem.

Wow... I kin has Artist Mommy!
luks at deze too noo ACEOs jus today!

Calico am Paddy Pawin... and Sleepy Siameze Kitten.


Him looks like mai brudder Snow Baby who
went over da bridge.



Paddy Pawin am done wif watercolur, pencil, crayon and colored pencils.
Sleepy Siameze Kitten am done wif just pencils and colored pencils.

Well deze too am ups fur sale in dis here bloggie fur da furst time afore weze puts dem on ebay...
cuz Mom n me finks one uv our bloggin frindz mite likes dem....

Mommie will sine dem onda baks wif a gold rose and ur name n stuffoms... and dey cumz in little baggiez fur safe keepin so just let us know ifn u likes dem and how much u wants to pay fur dem...

Purrz n Paw Bumps,
Katie Ann Kitty Too

Post Skript - Mommy am askin da CB Auction folks bout donatin a purrtrait sketch -
Mom can do a sketch in colored pencils of a kitty baby to have their purrtrait done.
We hope to donate dat ta helps wif Sweet Pralinez Bill frum hur surgery...

Plz lets da CB Auction know you would like to have dat fur sumpin to bidz on!!

Pavlov's Cat X-Speermint

Hiya! In July we gonna havs a 4 yehr Bloggiefursari!

Hehr iz dis storee dat postid bout three yehrz ago. ..

We finks u all will likes it agin.
Hope effuryone hadz Hoppy Holidayz likes Eestur, an Pashovfur, an Rezoo-rekshun Day n Stuffoms like dat.

Bye Bye 4 nao Katie Too. -- Katie Too'z Lamp x-speermint, 2006.
(We sendin owts a noo email...n givin awardz away dis week!)

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Pavlov’s Doggie x-speermintz bin published afore…
....
Day 1: Rang Bell
Dog 8 food.

Day 2: Rang Bell
Dog 8 mohr food…

Day 3: Rang Bell
Dog 8 mai leg…

But dehrz not much published bout himz cat x-speermints til nao.

Day 1: Rang Bell
Cat twitcht himz earz n goed 2 sleep.

Day 2: Rang Bell
Cat went ta answur door.

Day 3: Rang Bell
Cat telld Pavlov, “Dehr iz a bell ringin.”

Day 4: Rang Bell
Cat put paw on bell. Bell make thunk, thunk, thunk noize.

Day 5: Pavlov wents ta ring bell,
But Cat took battareez owt.

Day 6: Cat Rang Bell.
Pavlov 8 food.

-Eddie Izzard, Host. Wembley, "We Know Where You Live," Amnesty International
Anniversary Celebration (His Day 1 for Cat--slightly diffurnt)

 

Our Furry Furstid (Silent) Movie!!

Diz iz da Full Length Premiere showin uv da LOL Cat Starz: Bootsie Woo and Katie Too in dehr furry furstid (Silent) Movie!! Wif I Can Has Cheezburger and Image Generator stuffomz.

Pleze laff - weze likes dat.

A Musikal Verzhun ta be outs furry soon!

Bye Bye...
Lil Miss Bootsie Woo
Katie Ann Kitty Too
LOL Catz n Jr Comiks,
Kat Renee Purrdukshunz

(P.S. - ifnz u haz bin helpin wif donashuns or leves a commint wif ur email addy, we be sending u an updated email bouts how we iz doin...)

Monday Mewz n Toosday Tailz

...
Itz still Mondee here and Toosdee n bout an hour (CST)!! Soh Daisy May n Katie Too gonna share dis postie. Weze still burrowing stuffomz ta gets our bloggin werks dun.

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Furst Late Monday Mews: we gotz dis hear Luv Ya Award frum http://tootlebugmags.blogspot.com/

Mawmee tellz you mohr bout dis award at da ends of da blog post. -Katie Too
...Ackshuallee Maxie iz gonna talks in a minnute too.

Herez my short tattle tail fur toosdy:Katie n Bootsie n Mousie n Me dont knohs whats ta do bout dis kitty boy. Him luvs our Mawmee... but we still votin on if himz kin stay. - Daisy.
Him seems nice, but him skarez littel Bootsie cuz....

"Him needz hiz Hoohah-ectomee!!"

(-Dats frum all uv us)

We lets Mawmee n Maxie talks now. Did anybuddee guess who dat funny face was?

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Yep... datz Me!! Maxwell Imanuel Tigger. Datz what Katiez Mawmee callz me cuz Ize smart like da get smart movie guy and she finks an angel musta sents me ta getz looked aftur. I waz skinny cold and freezin an furry starvin! See how my tummy got big n cute? Datz cuz u guyz sent Katie Katz helps n stuff!

URGENT STUFFOMZ!!

I luv dis mommy ladee, she been my life savur, buts Ize dont knoh whats ta do wif my hoo hahz... I finks datz everyfings sumtin ta luvz on... and I gettin bitey bout it! Ize needs less testotstironz... Mom, whatz that? I'm stuk in my dopted momz bedroom til I getz my surguree, cuz Daizy n Bootzie iz gurl katz dat not hadz dere ladee opurahuns yet!

Ize schedooled fur this Thursdee at a low cost clinik. Dey called Katiez Mawmee Monday Mornin and asked ifns she had da 35 dollarz fur dat yet! She said noh... but dey wants ta doo dis opurshun fur me if hur kins bring fifteen, but den I cants get my rabies shot. But hur dont evens have dat!! Soh pleze helps me haves a furry mirakul! I reely hate shots, but ize wants ta be a healthy boy! Pleeze use da donashun button on da upper rite cornur sohz I kins haves my opurashun and my rabiez shot! Dis lates in askin... Ize gotz til Thursday da 19th at 8am Central Time ta gets dis helps! Fanks fur ur kindness to me! Frum da sweet luving boy, Maxie Tigger.
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Thanks for listening to my babiez... I do have some good nooze... uhm news. I have a small part-time job starting on Friday as a personal care assistant for a friend of mine whose husband is in hospice care. However I won't get paid until next week and only for four hours of work this Friday.

I will be working about eight to ten hours a week to start. My friend has another PCA helping, but he isn't as reliable. She is thinking of letting him go, depending on how I well I look after her husband. Please pray and purr with us that I am able to get more hours.
Thanks so much to http://tootlebugmags.blogspot.com/ for the Luv Ya Award!

"LOVE YA " award winner... These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated.
Please give more attention to these writers. Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award.

Oh I've got teary eyez... thank u! This is a wonderful thing. I will post my eight bloggerz in our next post.... cuz I gotta feelin I'm going to have a longer list! (wif more about our funny fotoh contest, too - Bootsie Woo)
Luv and Purrz,
Katie Kat
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Cellybratin Our Hundredth Postie!!

Wow! Did we doo dat?? We Did!! We DID DAT!!!
Tank You fur lissening!!! Hundredth Postie!!


Our Cellybrashun is under way!!!
Fanks to da kinds furrie babies n beans dat voted fur da funniest sisfur,
we haz a winnur uv dat!! Lil MISS BOOTSIE WOO!!

And fur winning, she gets ta moderate our hundredth postie

Furry Funny Fotoh Contest!!!!
FURST UVS ALL Enterin n Votin in dis CONTEST IZ FREE! But weze ask if u kan, pleese donates sumpin towardz creatin da prizez - which we wants ta be a furry funnee shurt in each uv da Cattygoreez!!!! 

Weze finks deze shurts will cost less den twenty Amerikan green fingz includin postage ta send. Weze wants to sends a leest 4 shurts - 1 fur each cattygoree. And it all dependz on ifnz enuf donashunz cumz in. (We may haves a winnur purr areaz in each cattygorree ifns enuf monee gets donated. ifnz dat happinz, we hafs a diffurent prize pur area winnur)

Each winner will getz a teeshurt wif dehr funnee fotoh onit! Pleeze use da donatin button located at da top of dis hear bloggie. Furst proceedz will goh to makin da prizes. 

Leftovfur proceeds will helps da Katie Katz pay dehr vet bills and Granmawmee pays hur mortgage soh weze don lose our livin plasez!!!

Dis contest will goez on at least til Feburrywaree 5th, cuz datz Mawmeez purthday. It may gohs on longur ifnz we dontz haves enuf entriez in each cattygoree or enufs donashunz ta covfurs da awards. We wants ta do dis hear contest ta help cheer evrfurryones ups dats haffin trubbelz likes we iz.

Ifns U wants ta enter dis contest,
pleeze email furryfunnyfotohz (atz) gmail.com fur how ta enters dat.

AND Rites Now We is THROWIN a PARTEE!!!

In a furry warm plase.... AUSTRALIA!!
Soh we kin play wif kangee roos n havs a minty juleps wif our
Aussie Frinds n stuffoms like dat. So ifns u wants ta stops by we gotz lotsa room in da rented housie by da beech.

We mites visit morh den one beech, but dis fotoh iz uv Collaroy. Weze kins play wif da sand n chase burdies n stuffoms.... Mawmee gets out da kitteh life jackets!!

And weze gotted a whole noo bloggie schedule, Too! HERE IT IZ!!
Katie Furry Mews on Mondayz
Ize tells about fings in da news.
Daisy Daffy Tails on Toosdayz
Daisy hasnt tolds us whats all she doin.
Wacky Wordiful or Wordless Windydayz
Thumpinz on Thursdays Wif Mousee,
Our speshul Needs Kat who will talks about fings likes uvfur speshul needs babies n nutrishun n health stuffomz.
and of course Furry Cutesie Bootsie stuffoms on Fridayz!
Den Weekends is Furry Free Furr Allz and Auntie Bibi will Guest star on Sunnydayz!!!

Luvs and happy stuffomz
Katie Too,

Tattle-Tail Toosdiez 101

Weze tellin on Mawmee dat she not sleepin...
cuz she worried bout green papur fings n huntin fur us and gran mawmee n our daddy purrson.

Weze cold Mawmee... go home and gohz ta bed wif us!!
Katie Too wanna Get in sleepinz bag n get Warm!!
Otay... Katie tells you sumpin den Mawmee goh home n goh ta bed.
Fur all u kinds peeple dats helps us n our Mawmee wif sendin gift kards n boxies n answers too stuff n donatin green fings wif da donate button n stuffoms??
We wants ta helps u bak!
Mawmee iz guds at writin fur us cuz she likes writin stuff!
Dis iz frum hur rezoomay:
·A+ Computer Hardware/Software Technical Training, with basic training in Networking.
· PC Internet Technical Support Representative for Inbound Call Center.
·More than 10 years using MS Office: Word, Excel, Publisher, Power Point, Access.
· Editing, English Tutor, Journalism, Novelist, Proofreading, Publishing,
Research & Technical Writing.
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Ifns u needs help writing sumpin, Mawmee kan do dat fur u!!

likes novels, essays, poemz, term papurs n legal stuffoms n web artikulz -dats anyfing!!!
Sends a copee whats u iz writin n she kin proofreedz it n makes it bettur n sends it bak to you!!
or ifns you needs resurchin dun bout anyfing...
or ifns u gots any kinds uf writin quesshuns.
Send dat to laugh_safely ats yahoo.com
Or ifns u iz having trubbles wif ur compooter - u kin asks hur bout dat
and she kins find da answer fur you!!
U kins leeves a question in da commints
or sends an email!

OTAY?!? Nite nite... we goh ta bed now n gets up Toosday sunny time.
HUGS N PURRS N STUFFOMZ

Katie Ann Kitty Too
Ofishul Mawmee Warmer...

Totally Toosday Time!

Daisy: SSssh... Mawmee is goin to a job inturvue dis morning.

Katie Too: Weze gonna play wif da compootur while shes goned.
Dens weze gonna leve hur a concatulashuns on da compootur fur gettin dis job inturvue.... an purrs dat ifns dis is rites job dat she getz it!

Any kittees who wants ta cum ovur n play compootur games is welcum!

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Bootsie: Hey, waits fur me!
I wants ta play on typin bord, too!!
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Sign Not Here

Den wher did it go? Shouds I looks on da internet?

 

Ooohh Okay.... Tank u. Ize look somewhers else den.

Pleze checks back soon fur update on our Daddee and da pension. 

  Katie Ann Kitty Too
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Sshhhh... It's Moving Party Time

SSSssshhh.... Mawmees is finally gone to look 4 werk. She gots interview and stuffoms.

TIME FOR THE MOVIN PARTEE!!

Now we know our Mawmee Kat doh... whn she cums back, she iz probablee gonna join us! 

So you can stops by whenever you want.... And it's cooler today!

70 some degreez rites now. Yay!!

It's gonna rain dis evening... We gots plenty of ice water... even fur NOMS...

And we gots Kitty foodies... and Nomsie foodies dis here is potluck so bring your favrit foodies and toys...just make a request and we fix it up fur you!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(shh... we gots Catnip!!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here's sums ideas uv what's
we can do while weze play
wiff emptee boxes and shreddin packin newspapurs:

And of Course..... Gettin into Cupboards and Boxies!!

So stops by leaves a notie about foodies and toys you is bringin to the movin partee and whatcha doin and let's have some fun!! Stops by whenever cuz we'll be partying even more tonite cause it's gonna be cooler and rainin!

(And weze also be havin a purrin plase fur anwyones to take time out to Purr fur Felix to gets bettur... weze all worreed bout him.) 

-Katie Too and the Katz Gang

Pawsidential Mews!!

(Update: original link to the 2008 campaign cannot be found)
Actor Richard Belzer Launches "Paws-i-dential Year" Campaign

HAVE A HAPPY 4TH!!!
frum da Chairman's Kid Sister and hur Katz

AND KEEP DA PET BABEES INDOORS
FRUM FIRE WERKS

-Katie Kitty Too

For More info on NSAL's Adopt-a-Program and The Belz,

Go to We Want YOU to Adopt!!

Tech Support 101

(Update: original video was removed - found another tech support kitty video)

P.S. - The possible Adoptee fur Leo was a no show...Twice - Saturday & Sunday! Weze still lookin...

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Let's Do The Hula!

Weze lurnin the Hula fur Gree and Othello's wedding reception. (Course I get to lead)

Concatulashuns!!
-Katie Too

Katie Ann Kitty Too (Right)
Daisy May Daffodil (Center)
Bootsie Woo (Left)
Mousey Cat (not pictured - taking the photo.)
Spunky Boo (not pictured - went to get pina coladas.)
Katie # 1 (Mawmee, not pictured - teaching the class.)

P.S. Bootsie's feelin much better. Dr. Johnson saids hur ears waz fine!! She can dance the hula and not get dizzy. Course like any kid sis, she likes followin me round! We don't knoh what made hur crankee and give hur a fever last weekend. Dat still a mysturee. Dr. Johnson said to bring hur in ifn's it happenz agin... Weze just hopes it dont happens!

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Kitty Cow Kisses (Tabby Tewsday)

Looks whats I founds while Katies out at hur late nite Ninja Cat Meetin...
Cow Kisses Tabby Kitty!! Hey Bootsie, dats bootiful!!

-Daisy May Daffodil
Aktress & Daffy Gurl

(website for original post cannot be found and also used flashplayer... post updated)

19 GOOD FURRY DAYZ

Hi ya!! Diz iz my furvarite fotoh!!

Katrin.... datz my mummee purrson. I callz hur Katrin cuz I knohz datz hur naym.... butz I had sum toofees remoofed sum two yehrz agohz... I don't like talkin so much now. But I luvz my Katrin... She rayzed me frum 3 dayz old!!! She taught me lotz uv wordz and I knohz all uv tat...
Katrin gotz the scannur workin... Sheze gonna luk fur moh fotoz and post dem heer to Celabrate my 19th Good Furree Day!!! Ize Made It to 19 yehrz old! Wellz not offishally.... In 1979 - Good Furry Day waz in Aprul... But IZe been true 19 Good Furry Days!!
Soh Looks Fur an Updated Parts As weze here at the Laftur Saftee Valv Comeeshun
Celabrate dat Mirakul uv Life --

Ize waz a mirakul on Good Furry Day 1979 and Ize Still HEAR!!

And Ize a Big Fan uv Jeezuz... jus likes Richard Belzer. (L&O: SVU)
My Kittee Puzzles mommee waz dyin uv numonyah. She wuz a tuxie likes Katee Too And Bootsie. Ize waznt saposed ta be alive, butz IZE DID!!! Katrin fed meez wit eye droppur an Ize jus da size uv hur hand.
Katrin Mommee naymed me Spunkee cuz in da dikshunary Spunkee comed from da werd Sponge and dats an old old word meaning Redeemed. Bet u didnt knoz dat. Bet u thot Spunky just meen dat I gotz Chutspah or sumpeen funnee in British stuffinz... Now uze knohz bettur.

 
So Dehr...now uze all have a Happee Katurday
And BEE Excellant to Ones anuffur!!
Puzzles' Spunky "Boo Boo" Bear.
Jr. Exec CEO (Certified Eccentric & Ornery)
Lafter Saftee Valve Comeeshun