Da Good Da Bad n Da Cuddles

Hiya Furry Buddiez.... Furst sum good noos:
Daisy da baby mama is doin furry good. Our Mama Kat finks hur carryin at leest three kittens cuz hur iz lopsided... She gettin inta da uncomfortable stage soh we finks its could be in da next 10 days fur hur ta givs birth. Pleez keeps deze kittenz in ur purrs cuz dey iz gonna needs furr evfur homes!!

(Clik here fur Good Noos bout da Squillion Raffle @ Katiez Furr-E-Bay.)

HERE IS Sum BAD NOOS. A wittel bad noos furst - Mama cant finds hur flash drive (2G hard drive key chain thing)... it got all our photoz onit. pleez purr dat we find it soon.

NOW FUR DA REEL BAD NOOZ. Mom gotted hur bank account blurglerized... (scammed).... ummm mom what wuz da wurd? Compurrmised??

Till dis here bank stuffomz gets sorted out - we cants use our money in da bank and will haves ta waits ta finish da Squillion raffle and mailin da Squillionz out.

PASS DIS INFO TO ALL YOUR FRIENDZ!!
Do not havs anyfing to do wif da followin web peeplez.
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Here is a blog entry that tells a lot about them:
https://www.blogstorm.co.uk/easy-google-profit-scam/ (update: blog is missing).

Ifnz u would like ta help financially or wifs kitty foods fur our baby mama,
please use snail mail, cuz we can't download frum PayPal til da bank account is fixed.
Kat-Renee Kittel
P. O. Box 771268
Wichita, KS 67277-1268
Luv,
Katie Too n da Katie Katz.

"Can I wear your Office?"

Daizy Tailz on Toosday: Silly Shoo Clurks

Hiya! Dis iz Daisy! Ize posted a furry funny sample entry fur da Furry Funny Fotoh Contest! Pleeze Goh chek dat out!
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Bout Katiez Mewz Yesturday Katie onlee gotted too commintz! I tole Mawmee Katies blog too long. Still datz impawtant noos! Pet oxygen masks fur kittehs n doggies! Our Firefiturz gotted 12! The Invisible Fence Company of Central Kansas will donate 30 morh reel soon! Our city now offers free pet adoption fur families who lose pets in fire. Fur more news bouts masks gettin donated, maybee in a town near you! Please chek out: Furry Oxygen Masks Donated

A Tabby Boy Findz Sheltur Katie say a Mawmeez werks neffur dun... Guess she rite. Dehr waz a kitteh cryin under da back porch. I goh tell Mawmee sumbodee iz cryin out dehr! Kins I goh out side? Mawmee hurd him cryin soh she made me stay inside (pooh). She wents out and meowed wifs him till he comed out frum hidin! Him iz brown tabby skinny boy and oh soooh hungree! Him freezin n shiverin! Boy duz he talk alot and wants ta git his nose inta evfurryfing! Furst I liked him, but him pushie and Ize da pooshy one! ...Mawmee callz him Maxwell Tigger cuz him smart n silly too. Maxie ated lots and lotz. She gaves him vitaminz, warm blankies and box in bafroom. Hims gots hoo hahs so us young gurls gits supurrvised visits. Dat meens hims in colder room frum heetur. Bafroom iz warmur din outside wif leven degreez sleet n stuff, but Mawmee gots ta sort out how ta keep him warm and get hims hoo hahectomee. We gits fotohz uvs him furry soon.

Now Ize tell my tattle tail.
Da Case uv da Silly Shoo Clurk. Dehr onse was a Mawmee, but not in Franse. Hur lived wif hur babeez behinds a furry bad train wher dey triez ta stay warm wif one heetur n noh furnase.

Now she waz lookin fur sum warm wintur shoos and wentz too a Famous Footiez outlet storh. She saw dey had da same shoos she botted afore frum Kohls dat was made by Skechurs. Hur thot now deze here shoos cant be bads a thurd time! Soh she tried dem on, botted dem and walked out uvs da store wearin dem!

She hads one morh plase ta goh and dat was da postie offise. She walked in to gits our mail frum da postie box and notissed sumpin wrong wifs da rite shoo! Hur inner ankle on da rite foot hads no suppurt. Hur foot was cumin out uv da shoo! She stood dehr and compaired! Da opening on da inner side uv da rite shoo was cut too low - but da inner side uv da left shoo waz just rite! She finks oh noo! Not again! And why da rites shoo fur three timez? And alwayz sumpin diffurint? This time somebuddy sewed a left shoe top and a right shoe bottom!!

It was late thurty, soh she tooks dem baks da next day! Dey lets hur return dem, but dis iz whats da silly clurk said: "They are not defective. The cut on the left side of the right shoe is the same as the left side of the left shoe."

Den Mawmee say, "No... shoes are opposites of each other. The inner side of the right shoe can't be the same as the outer side of the left shoe, unless you have two left feet!"

Da Clurk shrugged. "Well I dont know why they made the shoe that way," and he set them aside to put back on the shelf!

Well dats my silly tail fur today. Mawmee say "Here's ur sign."

Bye Bye,
Daisy May Daffodil.

Monday Mews: Furry Oxygen Masks

Katie's Furry Mews
Dis Week Feeture Stohrie: Oxygen Masks fur Babiez iz bein donated to Fire Departments!!

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DA FURRY FUNNY FOTOH CONTEST
Furst uvs all - weze gots a repurrt bouts our furry funny fotoh contest. Weze gettin emails alreddy on how ta entur dat! Bootsie is moduratin cuz she won da funny sisfur contest. Ize helpin doh, cuz dis hur furst times ta do sompin dat impawtant.

Dependin on donashun response, we will gifs out a tee shurt wifs ur funnee fotoh fur each Cattygoree! Ovfur wise ta Tee shurt will goh to a grand winnur n den we gifs out ovfur prizes....likes ur funny fotoh on da purrtend cover uv "Cat Fancy" magazeen.

Now membur dis iz furst fur fun n ta helps us all stay united furry bloggers while da Grinchiez holes our eckonomee stuffomz fur ransome. Purceeds furst gohs to buy prizes, den rest gohz ta make sure our Granmawmee dont lose hur house and ta helpz pay our bruffurs vettie billz. All our bruffurz iz ovfur da bridge now. Fanks to kind blogger beanz, weze gotted dehr urns home fur Chrissymouse n Hanukkah!

Cuz uv dat, Auntie Bibi - dats Grandmawmees furry baby - saids dat at least ten purcent of donashunz fur our contests shouds goh to a fund ta helps ovfur babies n beans huntin fur werks and mites lose dehr housies too! Soh weze gonna doo dat!! Hear iz wher ta goh fur da furry funny fotoh contest rules n stuffoms - http://furryfunnyfotohz.blogspot.com/ and pleeze writes to furryfunnyfotohz(ats)gmail(dot)com fur hows ta entur and any queshunz bout dat. Please use da donashun on da side uv dis hear postie. or go to our funny fotohz sites.

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MEWZ BOUTS A COLD TABBY BOY
Now secundlee... here iz a bit uv noos bouts our Mawmee. Fanks to sum kind beans, who helped in our furry funny sisfur contest, she kins gets sum warm wintur shooez!! Save she hasnt found onez dat fits hur yet....She checked out Athletik Werks, but dey was too shorts fur hur feets! Daisy gots a funnee storee bout dats tomorroh.

Also Ize lurnin dats a Mawmees job is nevfur dun!! I wants ta bee an onlee child and hafs Mawmee all to myself, but I gotz ta share hur wif my sisfurs and now a furry cold brown tabbie boy kitty was cryin under our porch! Mawmee brotted him in and feds him n gave him a warm blankie box (Thanks Spirit n Ezra's Mawmee Breanne fur da blankiez!) ta sleep in da bafsroom. Mawmee iz callin himz Maxwell Marvin Tigger, cuz him waz smart ta finds hur n starvin silly, likes Starvin Marvin n Maxwell Smart!

Daisy tell u morh bout Maxie tamorrow. She likes him... I wants him ta goh way. He not my Spunky Boo. He not my Sandy boy. At leest hims not Smelly Snow Baby.... like I said a Mawmees werk is nevfur dun.

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Now to our MEWS Fur TODAY!

Valentine the puppy yawned during the announcement that The Wichita Fire Department now has 12 pet oxygen masks. And the city now will offer a free pet adoption service for families who lose pets in a fire.

Following iz frum Thursday, January 22, 2009 as seen ats Kake.com The Wichita Fire Department accepted a donation of pet oxygen masks from the Invisible Fence Company, who agreed to donate 42 masks. Twelve masks donated costing about $28 each, will be immediately available. Remaining masks will be delivered later in 2009.

"With the addition of this life saving tool, we have greater odds of resuscitating a pet that would normally succumb to smoke inhalation," Wichita Fire Chief Ronald D. Blackwell said. "Thanks to the generosity of the Invisible Fence Company, firefighters will be able to return beloved pets to their families."

The past few months, fire crews have battled a number of structure fires where pets were victims of smoke inhalation. Resuscitating pets is a challenge because the oxygen masks currently carried by fire crews are designed for humans. The Invisible Fence Company decided to donate oxygen masks designed to fit pets. In order for the masks to be available at all fire scenes; masks will be placed with Battalion Chiefs and Safety Officers.

Fur more news bouts masks gettin donated, maybee in a town near you! Furry Oxygen Masks Donated

Luv,
Katie Ann Kitty Too
Jr. Repurrter CEO,
Kat Renee Purducshunz.
(Mews iz repurrted hear fur Educashun purposes only)

photo by Dave Williams/The Wichita Eagle
Wichita firefighter Mike Winn demonstrates
one of the new oxygen pet masks donated to department.
Masks were donated by Invisible Fence of Central Kansas,
represented by Beth Ericson and her dog, "Secret"

 

Pleeze Vote fur da silliest Sisfur! (Postie 99)

Hiya Effurry Buddees!

Mawmee made deze furry funnee fotohs! (Furst one iz Daisy. Seconds one iz Bootsie. Thurds one iz me, Katie Too!)
























Pleeze votes on which one u fink is funniest or cums up wif nu linez dats weze kin votes on! Ifns u can donates sumpin, pleeze helps Mawmee gets sum furry warm shoez!

Da Case uv da Furry Bads Shoez.

Onse upon a time, but not in Franse... a Mawmee lived wif hur furry babeze in a furry cold howse behind a scarree trane trak. Sum furry nise kittehs help da babeez gets a heetur ta helps keep warm.

Now Mawmee went huntin abouts too munths agohs in nofembur to finds sum furry warm wintur shoez... She wents ta dis plase Kohl's and dey hads sum furry nise warm black shoez dats fitted hur. Dey was made by Skechers n waz furry blak wafflestompurz. Dey hads eyelets fur da shoo shoo stringz.

Whens she gotted dem home and wore dem onse... da fings dat holds da shoo shoo strings cames out!! Sohs Mawmee wented bax ta Kohl's and dey gived hur nuver pair. Den in Decembur, da stichins cummed outs of one of dem n dey was fallen aparts. Da furry babeze tole Mawmee dats dehr must be bad gooblin at dis Kohl's plase...U gotta takes dem baks agin!

But Mawmee say din I not gotted noh Wintur shoez!! Mai feeties is freezin in deze hehr cloggiez!

Den Katie say... U gotted dem fur bout sumpins weeks n den day fells aparts. Dats not rites!!

So Mawmee takes dem baks and dey credit da Kohl's cardie wif dat. But Mawmee comedid home wif noh more shoez!

Soh Daffy Daisy tried ta cheer Mawmee ups... she say, Mawmee you gotted warm feeties fur free! But Bootsie say Whats about da rest uv da wintur?? Ice Cold feeties belongs on Gooblins, nots on Mawmeez!

Soh Auntie Bibi who is furry smart like Granmawmee said to Katie - Puts sum funny fotohs wif capshuns uv you guyz on da bloggie n gets peeples ta votes fur which one is funniest!
Den Mousie Gurl say... who is furry quiet til sumpin gohz likes eureeka in hur head!
Dey coulds cums up wif funnier capshunz too!

So here ya goh Weze Gots Dez Funny Fotohs... Which one is da funniest?

Kins you all fink uv sum funnier lines fur dem? Evfurry buddee iz welcumz ta purrteeceepate.
And ifns u can, pleeze donates whatevfur u kin affurrd....whatevfur dat iz. Rememburs dats weze luvs U and all da Cat Bloggisfere no matturs what!!

(All da furry babees n Mawmees dats bin helpin us wif stuffoms n commintin n purrin fur us will be puts on our Film Purrducshun furry evfur gift list - Dat meenz U gets a CeeDee uv whatever we make a film uv ifns u wants one!! And weze tells u all about Mawmees adventures in gettin ta be a funny aktress! And secret stuffoms dats we iz workins on in our film purrducshun stuff...on a nuffin budget)

Pleeze helps Mawmee getted new warm shooze!! Skechurz tooks dem furry bads shooez off der webbie!! Mawmees lookin fur a size 9 (narroh heel ifns posseebul) - sumpinz like deze ones but higher ups da ankel

She purrin dat she finds dem and on hur nuffin budget dat woulds be a furry mirakul!!




Fanks!
Katie Too, Furry CEO uv
Katie Katz Purrducshunz