Katie Tattlez on Daisy

Dis hear iz Katie Too
Wif a big Tattle Tail on Daisy.

Furst, fanks fur stoppin by and not getting hissy mad at our mommy...

I gotsta tattle on Daisy... since hur all happy bout gettin out and taking advantage uf our mommiez good nature. No udder catz goez out!!! Cuz dis danjurous neyborhood wif scary trains and hiway in our back yard!!

Dat Daisy iz daffy fur shure. Mama wuvz animulez. We was so glad dat we found hur and she looks aftur us. Hur waz savin money ta gets Bootsie n Daisy spayed at our regular vet, cuz da low cost place dont have pain meds fur kitties.

Lady operations can be furry painful. Mine sure was! I was in pain fur two days and our vet kept me in hopsital wif yucky meds and pain stuffoms. I was just miserable!

And ifns you read bout what happined when Maxie gotted nootered at da loh cost place... him was in pain fur two dayz!! (Maxwell Tigger's Surgery) Noh pain meds! We waz furry mads bout dat! Soh Mom waz savin hur green fings. She coodnt let Daisy n Bootsie be hurted.

But dat sneaky Daisy gotted out whiles Mom waz sleepin...Our back door comed open even tho it was locked. And dat Daisy opened da screen door! (Da back door is fixed now and hur am grounded to da bedroom fur ever!)

Now mom wont spay hur til deze babiez iz borned cuz she cant stand doin dat... she seen too many kittens hurted. Our brothers went over da bridge frum havin too many burthdayz... and she was holding our Boo Bear when him passed on...See, after u haz helded a nooborn kitten in ur handz and bottle fed it cuz da mommy iz dying frum pneumonia (dat was Boo Bearz mommy) and himz siblings wer sick n goh over da Rainbow Bridge... yah just gotta fink uf da babeez...(our mommie iz notz a killer and our biggest rescue plase is a kill sheltur)

We ain't asking fur sympathy or nuffin, just dat we iz gonna gives deze kittens a chance and helps dem since dey iz livin beings n stuffoms... Datz all...and ifns you can, pleze givs dem a chance too. It not derh fault. We show u dehr fotohs n stuff.

Believe me, weze dont need morh babies ta feeds, but dehr dey iz!

We iz gonna make da best of it and gets dem forever homes and den get dat Daisy hur opurrayshun!!

Fanks fur lissenin,
Katie Ann Kitty Too

Daizy Tailz on Toosday: Silly Shoo Clurks

Hiya! Dis iz Daisy! Ize posted a furry funny sample entry fur da Furry Funny Fotoh Contest! Pleeze Goh chek dat out!
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Bout Katiez Mewz Yesturday Katie onlee gotted too commintz! I tole Mawmee Katies blog too long. Still datz impawtant noos! Pet oxygen masks fur kittehs n doggies! Our Firefiturz gotted 12! The Invisible Fence Company of Central Kansas will donate 30 morh reel soon! Our city now offers free pet adoption fur families who lose pets in fire. Fur more news bouts masks gettin donated, maybee in a town near you! Please chek out: Furry Oxygen Masks Donated

A Tabby Boy Findz Sheltur Katie say a Mawmeez werks neffur dun... Guess she rite. Dehr waz a kitteh cryin under da back porch. I goh tell Mawmee sumbodee iz cryin out dehr! Kins I goh out side? Mawmee hurd him cryin soh she made me stay inside (pooh). She wents out and meowed wifs him till he comed out frum hidin! Him iz brown tabby skinny boy and oh soooh hungree! Him freezin n shiverin! Boy duz he talk alot and wants ta git his nose inta evfurryfing! Furst I liked him, but him pushie and Ize da pooshy one! ...Mawmee callz him Maxwell Tigger cuz him smart n silly too. Maxie ated lots and lotz. She gaves him vitaminz, warm blankies and box in bafroom. Hims gots hoo hahs so us young gurls gits supurrvised visits. Dat meens hims in colder room frum heetur. Bafroom iz warmur din outside wif leven degreez sleet n stuff, but Mawmee gots ta sort out how ta keep him warm and get hims hoo hahectomee. We gits fotohz uvs him furry soon.

Now Ize tell my tattle tail.
Da Case uv da Silly Shoo Clurk. Dehr onse was a Mawmee, but not in Franse. Hur lived wif hur babeez behinds a furry bad train wher dey triez ta stay warm wif one heetur n noh furnase.

Now she waz lookin fur sum warm wintur shoos and wentz too a Famous Footiez outlet storh. She saw dey had da same shoos she botted afore frum Kohls dat was made by Skechurs. Hur thot now deze here shoos cant be bads a thurd time! Soh she tried dem on, botted dem and walked out uvs da store wearin dem!

She hads one morh plase ta goh and dat was da postie offise. She walked in to gits our mail frum da postie box and notissed sumpin wrong wifs da rite shoo! Hur inner ankle on da rite foot hads no suppurt. Hur foot was cumin out uv da shoo! She stood dehr and compaired! Da opening on da inner side uv da rite shoo was cut too low - but da inner side uv da left shoo waz just rite! She finks oh noo! Not again! And why da rites shoo fur three timez? And alwayz sumpin diffurint? This time somebuddy sewed a left shoe top and a right shoe bottom!!

It was late thurty, soh she tooks dem baks da next day! Dey lets hur return dem, but dis iz whats da silly clurk said: "They are not defective. The cut on the left side of the right shoe is the same as the left side of the left shoe."

Den Mawmee say, "No... shoes are opposites of each other. The inner side of the right shoe can't be the same as the outer side of the left shoe, unless you have two left feet!"

Da Clurk shrugged. "Well I dont know why they made the shoe that way," and he set them aside to put back on the shelf!

Well dats my silly tail fur today. Mawmee say "Here's ur sign."

Bye Bye,
Daisy May Daffodil.

Twas New Year's after Hanukkah

Twas sum days after Hannukah and all tru da house...

Katiez Katz gotted all smellee... even big ol Mouse....

So Mawmee gotted da litter pine stuffoms, peppermint oil and cleaned up
our boxiez!! Tank u fur da gift cardz to Walmartz!

Dis Smelly Cats Song is fur all us Kitties dats needs nu dietz or nu boxiez...sumtimez... I likes da line in da song bout one day we smellz as one!!

Mawmee sayz in England dey callz hur Mummee... we like dat.
So Mummee iz gonna sets up Pay Pal sohs we kins gets off da "V" List!!
Dats Volunteer Comedian n Actin List... n Gets on da "PtH" List!!
Dats Pass the Hat List!!

Tanks too all our furry fans n frindz...
Mawmees gettin a thirsty minute act togevur!!
And she gonna be furry funnee at dis Coffee House wif no Smoking....
Moking is okay doh.
afta dat she puts dis nu act on tape
n lets all you guyz laff...
Otay???

Bye Bye


Hoppy Gnu Ear!
Luv,
Katie Too

P.S
Hiya evfurry buddeez dats suppurrtin da Katie Katz... Weze dont understand da paypal ting. Mummee hads an acount long times ago but itz all diffurent now! which one iz we supposed ta sets up n how much duz dis cost??

Luv,
Katie Too..

Bootsie on Toosdees

otays.... we saids we'd write fur Mondees... n den now its Toosdees!

n we waz surpose ta finish given outs an awardie a cupple weeks agos.

We gaves out three n saids we wuds givs out 4 mor on Toosday!

Well dis iz a Toosday... soh we gotta do dat.

Da award Looks like dis:

Da rules werks like dis:

1. The winner can put the logo on his/her Blog
2. Link the person you received your award from
3. Nominate at least 7 other blogs
4. Put links of those blogs on yours, and
5. Leave a message on the blogs that you've nominated

We wants ta nominate bout a squillion bloggees, but we narrowed down to our last four:

1. Sweet Praline  2. Kelly on What A Good Cat  3. Miss Peach

and

4. Furr Covered Toddlers!!

Luv,

Lil Miss Bootsie Woo n Stuffoms.

Tattle Tails and Coolin' Tummeez

Weze gonna tattle tail... Sumbuddee hads a purrthday yesturday...
I aints tellin who exactily... Ize just show hiz picshur.

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Happee Birthday, Unca Belz!!
You gets da Got Chutzpah award dis week!
Keep up da good work uv suppurrtin us rescue babees!
To see Richard Belzer's video bout saving shelter pets
at NSAL America, clik on da photo!

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Now Ize gotta tell you about dis ting dat Mawmee tinks is weird,
but we likes it!! We really do!

Furst, can you guess what dis here photo iz (no fair scollin down)??

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Did ya guess what it waz??
Here is the big photo.

ICE CUBES!!!

Here is the story... Our new home don't have no 'lectricity cause sum inspector has ta cum furst and tells Gran Mawmee stuffoms to do ... So weze borrowin lectricity frum our Gran mawmee next door. Todays it gotted a hunurt n one degreez outsides, but dis here centuree old house stayed bout 80 degreess inside. Durin da night Mawmee brings in cooler air wif a window fan. Den in da mornin, she shuts da window and runs a box fan ta keep air curcool-laytin.

Dat helps but Mawmee went and gotted dis here bag of ice cubes to puts in front of da fan today. She been doin dat on real hot days ta keep our sleepin room cooler in da afturnoon. She reads dat in da local papur on how to keep cool.

Well Ize gotted good at openin da door to da sleepin room
and I letted all my sisfurs out and broffur Spunky. Mousee too shy and stayed behind our sleepin couch.

Andee wayz, Bootsie and Daisy gotted to pantin while explorin da ovur rooms, so Mawmee pickdid dem up and rubbed dem wif cold water on dehr heads and tummees! And dey liked dat!! Spunkee dont like hiz tummee touched. He fussed but he liked it too. And I gotta confess - I dont likes my tummee rubbed neevur, but dat cold ice water felt sooo good!!

And dats how weze stayin cool wifout air conditionin...

-Katie Ann Kitty Too.

(P. S. Stay tuned fur more infur may shun on da secret movin partee...
like a 'trashin partee' onlee wif boxes!)