Pleeze Vote fur da silliest Sisfur! (Postie 99)

Hiya Effurry Buddees!

Mawmee made deze furry funnee fotohs! (Furst one iz Daisy. Seconds one iz Bootsie. Thurds one iz me, Katie Too!)
























Pleeze votes on which one u fink is funniest or cums up wif nu linez dats weze kin votes on! Ifns u can donates sumpin, pleeze helps Mawmee gets sum furry warm shoez!

Da Case uv da Furry Bads Shoez.

Onse upon a time, but not in Franse... a Mawmee lived wif hur furry babeze in a furry cold howse behind a scarree trane trak. Sum furry nise kittehs help da babeez gets a heetur ta helps keep warm.

Now Mawmee went huntin abouts too munths agohs in nofembur to finds sum furry warm wintur shoez... She wents ta dis plase Kohl's and dey hads sum furry nise warm black shoez dats fitted hur. Dey was made by Skechers n waz furry blak wafflestompurz. Dey hads eyelets fur da shoo shoo stringz.

Whens she gotted dem home and wore dem onse... da fings dat holds da shoo shoo strings cames out!! Sohs Mawmee wented bax ta Kohl's and dey gived hur nuver pair. Den in Decembur, da stichins cummed outs of one of dem n dey was fallen aparts. Da furry babeze tole Mawmee dats dehr must be bad gooblin at dis Kohl's plase...U gotta takes dem baks agin!

But Mawmee say din I not gotted noh Wintur shoez!! Mai feeties is freezin in deze hehr cloggiez!

Den Katie say... U gotted dem fur bout sumpins weeks n den day fells aparts. Dats not rites!!

So Mawmee takes dem baks and dey credit da Kohl's cardie wif dat. But Mawmee comedid home wif noh more shoez!

Soh Daffy Daisy tried ta cheer Mawmee ups... she say, Mawmee you gotted warm feeties fur free! But Bootsie say Whats about da rest uv da wintur?? Ice Cold feeties belongs on Gooblins, nots on Mawmeez!

Soh Auntie Bibi who is furry smart like Granmawmee said to Katie - Puts sum funny fotohs wif capshuns uv you guyz on da bloggie n gets peeples ta votes fur which one is funniest!
Den Mousie Gurl say... who is furry quiet til sumpin gohz likes eureeka in hur head!
Dey coulds cums up wif funnier capshunz too!

So here ya goh Weze Gots Dez Funny Fotohs... Which one is da funniest?

Kins you all fink uv sum funnier lines fur dem? Evfurry buddee iz welcumz ta purrteeceepate.
And ifns u can, pleeze donates whatevfur u kin affurrd....whatevfur dat iz. Rememburs dats weze luvs U and all da Cat Bloggisfere no matturs what!!

(All da furry babees n Mawmees dats bin helpin us wif stuffoms n commintin n purrin fur us will be puts on our Film Purrducshun furry evfur gift list - Dat meenz U gets a CeeDee uv whatever we make a film uv ifns u wants one!! And weze tells u all about Mawmees adventures in gettin ta be a funny aktress! And secret stuffoms dats we iz workins on in our film purrducshun stuff...on a nuffin budget)

Pleeze helps Mawmee getted new warm shooze!! Skechurz tooks dem furry bads shooez off der webbie!! Mawmees lookin fur a size 9 (narroh heel ifns posseebul) - sumpinz like deze ones but higher ups da ankel

She purrin dat she finds dem and on hur nuffin budget dat woulds be a furry mirakul!!




Fanks!
Katie Too, Furry CEO uv
Katie Katz Purrducshunz

Sundaes n Furry Boxes n Stuffomz

Hiya evfurry buddeez.... babeez n beanz.
Dis iz a furry boxie update frum Katie Too, Offishul spokespurrson fur Kat Renee Purrducshunz.

Furst uvs all -- da secondz boxie came frum KC n hur Mawmee!!! We shows dat purrtees soon - Dat second boxie gotted toofie brushez init! Petzmart sented us goggie... umm... doggie brusheez. Why dey doo dat? Weze not goggeez! Weze gotted small toofeez. Sohz Mawmee wents huntin to da Pets Smart store n traded fur Kitty Toofie Brush kits!!

Herez sum fotohz of da furst boxie. Here iz da KC button weze founded in dehr....n a calendar wif kittees onit... lots of kittees onit. .....and A big KC Shurt dats Mawmee wearz... its furry bigs ---
- two uv Mawmees kin fits in dehr!!
Here sum bean stuffoms dats waz in da box... Mawmee gave sweat suits n thermal fashun tops n large petite sweat pants to granmawmee. Hur needed dems ta werz ta go plases likes ta see doctur dentists n stuffoms. Dehr waz a green blankie fur granmawmeez bed sohs Auntie Bibi coulds snuggle wifs Granmawmee.

................ Mawmee kept da pink kittee peejayz n go sleepy teez n da slippurs n leggee stuffoms.

How KC knoh Mawmee needed black tightz???

KC iz lookin at all da othur stuffomms: da wittel hangin kittee babeez, toyz, grass seedz, cardz, soap & oils fur makins da house unsmelly.... oh we played wif dem leppurd ballz alreddy. Bootsie tooks da fethurs off!!! Now fethurs iz in Mawmeez dressur drawerz!! Auntie Bibi claimed da twitter twirler -- dats why only da card fur dat toy iz dehr.... KC on da TeeVee iz askin da kittee babeez... wher dids da twurler goh??? Da kittee babees repurrttin dat Bibi gotz it!! n She hidded it frum da flashy fing! (we shohz fotoz uv Auntie Bibi, da tabby tuxie reel soon...)

Now MAWMEE IS catfienated!!!!

Deze hear bagz dey gohz in Mawmeez big blu bag soh she knohz wher all hur stuffomz iz!!! Fanks!!
How KC knoh she needed demz????

Haves a sunnee Sundae!!
wif chocolatez on tops.... Katie Too

Purr Exxes: Dat nu Sunbeam heetur iz now Howse tested by Dr. Katie n hur furry assistants, Ms Daisy May, Bootsie Woo n Mousie. Dr. Katiee recommendz dis heetur fur warmin babees sayflee (Werks on less den 15 amps!! no braykur problemz!! ) and dis only 40 green papurs at Walmartz!!

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Wordiful Wednesday - Heetur update!

Hiya Evfurry Buddeez!!

Mawmee gettin da idea dats nobuddeez needs helps writin anyfing... or no buddeez wants helps back!!

Otay... soon as hur art studiohz is fixedid - she send u all sum furry drawings n paintings den. And whenevur weze gets our moveez dun - we sends dat on DVD too!!

Hear iz da Heetur update!!

Fanks to Walmart gift cardz n KC at da Cat Bloggiezfurr sendins us stuffomz dat Mawmee could return... (sum fingz didnt fits - update on dat furst furry box soon as Walgreens fixes dehr defeloppy fing)

We gotz a noo heetur!
Mawmee say dis iz heetur iz frum Sunbeam

(update: HEATERS are no longer produced by Sunbeam) Low Profile Heater with EcoSmart(tm) Technology - Model: SLP3310-UM
FEATURES:
* Low and lean design stays out of the way
* Digital thermostat with multiple heat settings
* Eco Smart options to help save energy and money
* Silent, convection heating circulates air evenly
* Ideal for medium to large rooms that need consistent heat
* Eco Smart(tm) options for energy savings
* Adjustable wattage control
* Overheat protection

Now dis heetur iz 12.5 amps n weze only gotted 15 amps to use datz burrowed frum Granmawmeez house.

Soh We needs evfurry ones ta purr dat dis effishencee heetur dont blow granmawmeez braykur!!!

Ovfur fings we gotted at Walmarts:
Foodies fur babies n beanz
Bean Meddies fur Mawmee n Granmawmee.
Gloveez fur Mawmee n Granmawmee
Warm Sockees fur Mawmee
And git inna box toy wifs thwee round holes on da sides
one fur each sides n den da bak aint got no hole init.
We gotted Bootsie a cutsie pink harness but she couldnt figurez outs how to walks init cuz it waz reely fur goggeez. Sohs we tooks dat baks n used da money towardz da heetur!

(Weze still needs harnesses likes da one dat Daisy da Curly cat wearz. Dehrs a fotoh in uv hurs watchin buttrflies go bye bye. Any babies knohs how ta gets one likes dat??? Petsmart dont gots one.)

TANK YOU EVFURRY BUDDEEZ!!
Happy Wordiful Day!

Katie Ann Kitty Too
offishul KC Repurrter
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