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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

13 TINGIEZ BOUT DA NEW FURMAT


Shalohm -- Weze brekin da code uv silense… kinda sorta. Mawmee cant talk bout dis strate owt or nuffin. Maw-mee needz sum enpurragement cuz our daddee purrson losted all hiz incum and iz in lotz of legal trubble dat weze cant talk bout. Weze gotz Public Dafendur helpin our Daddee Purrson n now Maw-mee had ta get attornee fur hurself too!! Datz iz just soooh Meow-shooganeh!!

Weze changin our bloggee ta help Mawmee bee tuff Mama Cat ta keep hurz housie and not give up da fite ta supurrt hur famblee. She scared dat weze gonna lose da housie and den wherz will weze bee??

Cuz uv life-savin enpurragement frum Da Belz (L&O:SVU), Mawmeez Big Bruddur uv Comedee, she iz lernin ta bee furry good Aktress n Komeedienne. She lernin ta be a Film Direktor, but she gotta pay billz n weze stuk in Kanzaz.

Oui (dats yes in French), Mawmee met profeshunal acting couple Richard Belzer & Harlee McBride. Mameez big bruddur Da Belz looked hur in da eye n made hur promise dat she not efurr gonna goh fall off da windoh ledgie and dat she use hur acting n funnee talent 2 da fullest potenshul !!!
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Deyz gentle peeplez wit gentle doggeez sohz she not efurr gonna tell wherz dey met or nuffin. (Onse upon a time, 7 kittiez livd wit Da Belz!!) Richard n Harlee waz nise ta Maw-mee, but she got scardee kat and run inta da wall. Dey waz nise bout dat and jus laft wit hur. Help Maw-mee wit hur proh-mice by leevin purrayerz n advice bout our new furry funnee newz furmat! -- Merci Bohkooh, Katie Too.
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OhTayz... 13 Thursday Tingiez Bout Da New Furmat.


1. Weze been hafin what Mamee callz a longz Cree-ay-teev Dry Time.
2. Weze Thurstee for sumpin inturstin ta doo.
3. Maw-mee iz gonna bee tuff Mama Cat n keep huntin fur jobbee ta suppurrt us kitteez n hur famblee.
4. Ta help Maw-mee not give up, weze gonna get serious now boutz reepurrtin furry funnee newz on da inturnetz...
5. Weze gonna make Katies Newz furry intursting and werk on new template stuff,
6. Weze gonna haf newz dat iz Furry Funnee.
7. Weze gonna find stoh-reez dat spredz Lafter n Smih-leez.
8. Maw-mee iz gonna find da CeeDee ta make da scanner printur tingie werk sohz we can putz up picshurz uv us kittiez
9. Weze gonna find outz how ta put ups Veedeeohz... (Video Catz, weze needz help wit dis one. Tank u!!)
10. Weze gonna repurrtz tingz wikes da lion dat luvz da reskuer. See da newz below.
11. Weze gonna repurrtz bout wher animulz help peeplez and peeplez help animulz.
12. Weze gonna ask folkz ta send in funnee storeez and weze repurrtz dem fur U.
13. Weze not gonna give up our housee to da bank!! Weze gonna find cree-ay-teev wayz ta soopurrt our famblee!!!

Otayz.... Datz all weze can tink uv rites now. And Ize gonna lurn how ta spel beddur. maybee. Watcha tink?? Weze lukin furr wurd ta da commentz!!

Tank U,
Katie Ann Kitty Too.
Jr. Comic Agent
Laftur Saftee Valv Cohmeeshun.
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Friday, March 09, 2007

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Wacky Wet Wednesday

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"I'm not afraid of drowning.
It's the breathing
that's taking all this work."
- Jars of Clay.











And no, I don't knohz deze kittiez...

I'm a Tuxie Too Tuesday.

Yes it Toosdayz wher weze are, efin doh weze usin Franse time.
Weze bout 6 hourz behind Franse rite now
Mommie hadz long dayz to dayz,
but she found dis pixshure uv me when I waz littler.
Ize playin wit celery. I dont knohz why. Datz silly.
Bye bye.
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Monday, March 05, 2007

Moody Monday


Sumbuddies sent dis to Mommy... Deyz funni
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I don't mind what Congress does, as long as
they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

Victor Hugo, French dramatist, novelist, & poet (1802 - 1885)