Meow Like A Pirate Funny Stuffs

This Day Be Meow like a scurvy pirate day but th' Mom lost our hats 'n patches... we're goin' to make her swim th' plank. (actually we don't have a photo editor...) so we brin' ye some hardyharhar thin's we found on th'  LOL CAT Ship.
(check out the Pirate Translator )

Purrz from Pirate Captain Pearl
and the Katie Katz Crew.

Tabby  Cat Club am having a  pirate pawty too

http://tabbycatclub.blogspot.com/2016/09/meow-like-pirate-day.html

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If any of you pirate cats can plunder about 75.00 to help Silvia's cats this week. Silvia is calling a temp agent everyday to get short term binding and collating work. 4 hours last Thursday, two hours today. She is calling everyday to stay on the list for the long term bindery work coming up as soon as the printouts are released.  

Admiral Mom am keeping a list of all your plundering efforts for our kitties... so we be sending you thank you stuffs fur Chrissymouse!

Purrz from Pirate Katie Too
Captain of the Computer Room

Join our Meow Like A Pirate Blog Hop! 
hosted by Mama and her Bear Cat
and Louis the dog

 
Time to pawty!!!!

Happy Efurrtingz!!!!

Mom has bin lazing around and moping fur morh din 2 weeks.... like she gets to haves a vacashun or sumpinz  sted of updating our blog!  And aftur we toles all abouts da upcoming posts dat nevfur appeared!!

Oh well.... guess dat's otay cuz herz bin all sick and yuckiez agin like last Christmouse and New Year!  Gee Mom... Cant you be goods fur onse and not catch coldz n Flu bugz?

Ur supposed ta catch mice!  Or better yet catch toys like dis here baby tiger!!

Oh wellz.... We hopes you ams having da bestest Hanukkah, Christmouse and New Yearz ever!!!!

Plz purr fur our Mom to gets all well! 

HAPPY GNU EARZ!!!

um New Years....

From 

Tommy (aka Mickey Mouse Earz) and da Foster Kittiez:  Sammy, Miry, Toby, Jaspurr, Jordi, Boo Boo.

Katie Too and Da Katz Gang: Bootsie Woo n Maxwell Tigger

Purrz P.S.  Miri's mammary glands are slightly swollen. The vet said on rare occasions, some girlz do this after their lady surgery depending on the time of their cycle when the surgery occurred.  Plz purr dat hur glandz go down and no infection sets in. 

(And da Mom's surgery consult for hur mammary biopsy is January 9th.)
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Happy Thanksgiving n Stuffoms

Kitties have their own tiny tables

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

From alla da Katie Katz

Give thanks to the Lord cuz him iz goods.

He gives us our daily cheezburgerz....

cuz hims mercy endurez 4evur

Say KTHANKX to Ceiling Cat bcuz
He duz nice stuff to ppl an kittehs.
An He luvv us for alweyz

-Psalm 107:15 Lol Cat Translation
(on the wayback machine archive)

see also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCat_Bible_Translation_Project

Gimme Dat!!!

Weze inturruptz normal bloggin entreez fur dis

Hungree kitteh!

Baks 2 regoolar purrgrammin next bloggie times...Charlemagne and Tamar photoz!
Dey meets Bone China Kittens and Lion Baby!

Purrz,
Katie Too

Short Updates Too: Thankful Thursdeez!!

Hiya! Just A shorts Update

Nana Mom's Mortgage Paymint last Furryday! Fanks effurry buddy!
We make longer letter latur bout dat...

bye bye.
luvs n purrz
Katie Too

Bootsie iz a famous LOL CAT!?!

UPDATE: OOhh pooh I iz notz famus...

dey lookt like mai toez... here are mai toez.

oh pooodiez.

Iz gotted black n pink paddiez...

pooodie poodie pooh.

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Did BOOTSIE GETTED FAMOUS!?!


Deze cutesie pinky toez was found and sumbuddy mades a LOL!

and its on da front page!

Oh mai pinky toez!

Here iz da linky!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/08/04/funny-pictures-scanner-re-furring-it/#comment-753857

Nows fur a purrtee goods update!


Mom and Nana just needs bout 80 greenies to makes da house paymint! We iz almohs dehr!

Daisy iz all goods now frum having milk in hur mammary glands! Mom cant beleef it! Hur not needed antibiotix! Just warm and cold compresses and hur iz all bettur!

Olivia and Munch haf noo names: Angel and Shadow. Dey iz lurrnin bout running up and down stairz and playin wif doggies and dey haf a kitty bruffur - him iz orange.

Bella n Elliott mades frinds wif a doggie who finks dey is hur children... dey sleeps togeffur and dis doggies gives dem baths and check on dem whn dey is mewling!

We dont knoh how Harlee is doin save hur haz a noo name... we dont knoh what dat is doh.

A blak hole ated up da contact papur - Mom cant finds it. We do knoh dat Harlee reely liked dis lady frum da moment hur was in da ladeez arms. And dat Harlee has a noo NOMS Shitzu Frind.

Sumtime next week Maxie is gonna be in da local papur lookin fur a noo home. Weze lets u knoh how dat is doin. Weze still gotted stuffoms in our auction site fur sale and Mom is lurnin how to sell at eBay.

Dis our too fings dehr.

Garmin Topographic Maps for GPS and Monopoly - Century of Flight (ifns u like dis one, contact me and I kin half da eBay listing to 25.00) Deze too fings seem to sell well dehr. So we try dat.

When we gets our table cleaned off, Mom kin makes sum catnip pillows!

Luf u... I roll around onda floor fur u now
(but dont piks me up plz)

bye bye,
Bootsie Woo
who iz furry shy and gonna goh hide now.

Mom Needs Writing Helps!

Mom just started a Hub account! Here iz hur furst funny little post. (https://hubpages.com/hub/To-Cliche-or-Not-Cliche (no longer published)

But hur iz having sum writerz block stuffoms...

She woulds luv suggestions on fings to writes!

You kin request a hug... I meen hub wif dis linkie: https://hubpages.com/make/request/Kat+Renee+Kittel (no longer published) or leve us a commint!

We wood furry much likes dat cuz Mom luvs to writes more den she luvs tryin ta sell stuffoms.... Seems dat Hubs kin be goods as an Online jobbie?

We doo havs sum Stuffed Lion Babies, a Hamley Teddy frum England and a Bearington Kitten who need noo homes!

Momma said dats we gots to pair down to be reddy to move (again?)...

All reezonable bids will be considered, as long as you iz willin ta pay fur dehr shipping! Morh about dem ats our Auction stuffoms blog!

Luv and purrs fur Daisy's Babies,
Katie Ann Kitty Too
who wants hur Mom and bedroom back!!!

Our Furry Furstid (Silent) Movie!!

Diz iz da Full Length Premiere showin uv da LOL Cat Starz: Bootsie Woo and Katie Too in dehr furry furstid (Silent) Movie!! Wif I Can Has Cheezburger and Image Generator stuffomz.

Pleze laff - weze likes dat.

A Musikal Verzhun ta be outs furry soon!

Bye Bye...
Lil Miss Bootsie Woo
Katie Ann Kitty Too
LOL Catz n Jr Comiks,
Kat Renee Purrdukshunz

(P.S. - ifnz u haz bin helpin wif donashuns or leves a commint wif ur email addy, we be sending u an updated email bouts how we iz doin...)

Happy Happy Caturday!

A Mirakul Caturday Repurrt!
as of 3pm Furry Day yesserday, Maxiez swellin wents down... and him not sore noh more!! Hims all bettur n Mom won't haves ta take him to da Vet purrson today!!!


Kin him gets an Amen!! Him still needz himz vakseen shots soh Mawmee mayk pointmnt fur dat. =^..^=

luv, Katie Too.

It's 12:45 AM CST....Mawmee goh sleepi now.

Update On Maxie #2

(1:46pm CST) - A quick update note from the Mom{ Maxi is doing much better today. I talked to the clinic that did the surgery. They said to keep an eye on the swelling and seepage. If the drainage turns bloody to call them back.

The swelling has gone down quite a bit and he's just a little tender. I talked to Indian Hills, our regular vet about pain meds. They want an exam (another 48.00) on top of the take home oral liquid. I still don't like the way one of the sacs is healing. I may take him to Indian Hills in the morning. - Katie Kat}


Hi furry peeplez (babiez n beanz)!! Maxie hadz his surgeree Thursdee bout noon at da loh cost plase. Da clinik say dis wents off wif flyin colurz...

Mom brot him home bout 5 pm CT. Mom iz worreed cuz himz furry sax not closing likes she finks dey shood.

...

One uv demz bit too swollen. Dis been morh den 15 yehrz dats our brufferz needin a hoohaectomee doh.

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Maxie gotted a 24 hour anesthetik, but dis fiesty boy already runnin round momz bedroom not settlin down. Himz bun bun iz sore, Mom tried ta help dem Sax cloz bettur. Him cried n gotted upset -- just a wittel cuz hims luvs mom. We thot dey givz pain pillz fur home, but whn she cums ta gets him - dis pill onlee fur dogz!?! Nuffin fur kittehz?!?

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Mom finks dat dehr is stuffoms fur kitteez like shotz or liquid stuff, like I gotz wif my ladee opurayshun. Mom iz phonin Indian Hillz (our regular vet) when da sun cumz ups and ask fur a followup visit ta chek Maxie and get sum kinds of meds for dis soreness. Weze finds out and lets u knoh.

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We also got dis frind award ta givs away!! We doo dat soon as Maxie iz bettur. Fanks fur Purrin n Prayin fur Maxie! We be purring fur all uv you babiez n beans Too!

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Luv,

Katie Ann Kitty Too

Jr. CEO
n Offishul Furry Mewz repurrter

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Tattle-Tail Toosdiez 101

Weze tellin on Mawmee dat she not sleepin...
cuz she worried bout green papur fings n huntin fur us and gran mawmee n our daddy purrson.

Weze cold Mawmee... go home and gohz ta bed wif us!!
Katie Too wanna Get in sleepinz bag n get Warm!!
Otay... Katie tells you sumpin den Mawmee goh home n goh ta bed.
Fur all u kinds peeple dats helps us n our Mawmee wif sendin gift kards n boxies n answers too stuff n donatin green fings wif da donate button n stuffoms??
We wants ta helps u bak!
Mawmee iz guds at writin fur us cuz she likes writin stuff!
Dis iz frum hur rezoomay:
·A+ Computer Hardware/Software Technical Training, with basic training in Networking.
· PC Internet Technical Support Representative for Inbound Call Center.
·More than 10 years using MS Office: Word, Excel, Publisher, Power Point, Access.
· Editing, English Tutor, Journalism, Novelist, Proofreading, Publishing,
Research & Technical Writing.
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Ifns u needs help writing sumpin, Mawmee kan do dat fur u!!

likes novels, essays, poemz, term papurs n legal stuffoms n web artikulz -dats anyfing!!!
Sends a copee whats u iz writin n she kin proofreedz it n makes it bettur n sends it bak to you!!
or ifns you needs resurchin dun bout anyfing...
or ifns u gots any kinds uf writin quesshuns.
Send dat to laugh_safely ats yahoo.com
Or ifns u iz having trubbles wif ur compooter - u kin asks hur bout dat
and she kins find da answer fur you!!
U kins leeves a question in da commints
or sends an email!

OTAY?!? Nite nite... we goh ta bed now n gets up Toosday sunny time.
HUGS N PURRS N STUFFOMZ

Katie Ann Kitty Too
Ofishul Mawmee Warmer...

Furry Boxes n Stuffomz!!

WE GOTZ A BIG BOX uv stuffoms FRUM KC n Da CatBlogosphere!!
U guyz iz our heroes!!

Weze gonna takes picshurs n stuffoms to keeps da smiles n happy stuff goin!

We gotz a pay pal account now ---- MomsBusy saids dehr iz a tab at PayPal dat shows how to putz da html on our site... but didnt finds it!! Any buddez knohs wher dis tab iz??

Luv n happy first weekend of 2009!

Katie Too
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"I love my cats because I love my home...
and after awhile they become its invisible soul."
- Jean Cocteau

Furry Friday after Christmas!

Weze made sum E-cards fur evfurry buddies:

Dis iz da speshul tank u to evfurry ones who helped us Katie Katz n our bean famblee haves a Meowy Christmas n Happy Hanukkah!
http://www.dayspring.com/ecards/card.asp?ID=015f94ad-kcm

n dis is da Furry Friday One...
http://bunwaycards.com/8gjKl4Q

Luv,
Katie Kat
Daddy Purrson
Katie Kitty Too
Bootsie Woo
Daisy May Daffodil
Mousie Gurl...
n da boyz ovfur da bridge
(Sandy, Baby n Spunky)

Gran Mawmee n Bibi
(We gets u sum fotoz of Bibi soon)
n hur Kitty Gurl ovfur da bridge...
Next...a furry Hanukkah Update.
Isaiah 43:1
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Happy Fanksgivin!!

Well Mawmee n Granmawmee n us Kittehs have sum fings ta be fankful fur!!
Weze give thirteen uv dem latur t'day or tomorrowz...
cuz weze borrowin a furrindz compootur rites now.

Our inturnetz n phone gotted stolen by da ekonomee collapsin stuffoms...
we dont know what dat iz... but it must be furry bads,
like da noisee train dat runs thru our backs yard.

So pleze stay tuned... weze gotz sum purrtant stuffomz ta ask evfurryone bout our beloved Spunky and Baby who went ovfur da brij dis year.

Luv,
Katie Ann Kitty Too (almost 5 yrs)
Daisy May Daffodil (1 yr)
Little Bootsie Woo (1 yr)
and our senior kitteh gurl:
Ms. Mouse E Cat. (13+)
Katie One - da Mawmee
Gran Mawmee's Cat: Miss Bibi (5+ yrs)
Marti - da Gran Mawmee

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Dey Callz it Kitteh Luv

"In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen;
In small things, they show themselves as they are."
Nicholas Chamfort (1741 - 1794)

Dear furry peeplez on da internetz:

Furst uvs all... TANKS U FUR LUVIN US!! Whiles we missin our big bruvfur Spunky. Mawmee hopes to help us tank u all purrsonallee, but weze kinda shorts on inturnets time.... (purrs n head butts n lovin churpees)

Mawmee dont gots a jobbee rites now... n our compootur cants gets on da inturnetz. Soh Mawmee iz burrohin our frind Mike InTune's compootur. He's Mawmees furriend n co-purrdusur fur our comedy film bout da Daisy Deli, which iz still in post Purrductshun cuz uv green stuffoms n location shootin ta desidez on. Soh weze gonna be sendin mesajes to Mawmee to writes fur us bout onse or a week fur a whiles...

Now Daisy had dis adventure. She wents to da Pet store wif Mawmee! She waz furry goods n stayed in da cart all curled ups in Mawmee's Coat n stuff. Daisy got fitted fur a pink harness n leash!! Mawmee n Daisy gonna talks bout dat next time!!

Mawmee say dat Ize too feral fur to go!! How I gonna convinse Mawmee to let me outa dis here howse n dats Ize be goods on a harness? I dont likes dem! But I wants ta goh outside!! Mawmee needs advise on helpin me get used to dis hear dum thingee and dat wearin ones is wurth getting ta go owt in a danjurous neyborhood! Any buddee gots helps on dat?

See ya purrtee soon!

Katie Ann Kitty Too.
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LOLS on Sundee

"Vulcan Mind Meld: Ur doin it rite" Da Belz (L&O: SVU) iz holdin puppy needin adoptin
Caption by: Kid Sister.... Photo from North Shore Animal League

Yays!!! Weze Back!

Mawmees bin awfurry bizzy n tarred n stuffoms wif hur nu jobbee.

Weze writes sum mohrs fur Mondays bloggee postums. N weze gonna show our I can haz cheezburgur fotohs, too!

Luvs, Bootsie Woo, Daisy May, Mousie, Spunky Boo n Katie Too!

(Psalms 91 & Isaiah 43:1)