Women Cats Pray Fur Sick Guero On Mancat Monday

Hiya - Annie May and Lulu here (squinting our eyes from the flashy box) - hanging out on a comfy bed for snoozing on a cold November day. Me - dats Annie May am holding Mom's soft sweater hostage.  We don't blogs much, cause we likes letting the boys do blogging so we gets our nappy done.  Today we hads to share wifs you how cutes we are and dat we needs forever homes!

Tomorrow am Toesie Tuesdays - we hopes Oreo blogs tomorrow cause he gots the bestest toes!
He can do math with hims paw!  Hopefully he show you how tomorrow... if Mom's flashy box coo-opurr rates.

This post am concerning us - although we furry glad we not haz go to vets... wait we actually need spayed and now time to update our shots - Mom put money in da bank for us - but one of Silvia's kitties am furry sick, and her needs rent paid tomorrow... weze gotted 115.00 so far to helps pay rents - about 35.00 shorts of 150.00 and due tomorrow.

And poor Guero... 

Handsome Guero

Shy Handsome Guero

Lulu: He like handsomest kitty I ever sawz... Ize in loves... him shy like you Annie May...

Annie May: Yeah him handsome, but Ize in loves wifs Doobie.

Annie loves Doobie

  Anyways - Poor Guero gotted sicks cause motel owner had to replace wall in bathroom from of yucky mold and poor Guero hiding from the workers gotted stressed out... Him went to vets dis morning and peed bloods.  He go backs this afternoon cause vet not haz meds yet. Bill gonna probly be 85.00 and now cause funds not come in yet for you caring... the mom am gonna haz to use da moneys for our spay... 

Lulu: I dont wants vet visit... but we really needs to go - we over two years old now - Mom didnt get me spayed earlier cause I used to breathe funny - now I donts. Mom was worried bout me being asleep during surgery.  And now dats Ize breathes betturs - we gotz another mergency taking our funds... 

Annie: Yeah dis likes the purr-numpteenth time dats emergencys tooks funds fur our spay... not that we wants to goo... still.

Lulu: Yeah - we purring that Guero gets better and Silvia not lose her motel room til she can gets a goods place to lives with her kitties!  

Annie: dat nots gotz molds!!!
Silvia am going to get works hopefully next week to clean a new home after being built - get ready for sell - but she has to waits until the home am done... and wont be done til after Thanksgiving. And the couple that took her place cleaning at the motel-well they may be snitching stuffs...

 

Oreo and Annie May

You can see why Mom am bin asking so much for helps to save Silvia and her kittiez... weze dont gots enuf funds and it just not rights that Silvia losted her job.

Lulu: And we do needs spayed... so we can finds our forever homes...

Ifs you cans please sends money today or tomorrow - we needs about 120.00 dollars and every green paper helps - I will ask Oreo to show hims math paws tomorrow. See that dot on hims paw?  Well that's part of hims secret!  

Purrz From 

Annie May, Lulu
and Guero who am sick...

P. S. here am the link to the YouCaring page...
(Funding Link Update: You Caring was bought out by Go Fund Me and No Longer Exists)

Also - fur those waiting to hear how the Mom's Hubby Frank am doing - he's out of hospital an in rehab... no more tubes - throat am healing. Him eating yogurts, porridge, salmon and stuffs...

(Weze gotta go now.. the mom am sick too - her off to see doctor about a UTI...)

Chickens, Fuzzy Selfies Plus Helps For Silvia and Cats

Lil Bear wants chicken

Lil Bear: MOOOOMMMM!  Where's the Chickens?  Moohm Mama Mommy Mom?
Where you puts the chickens???

No chicken there

Lil Bear looks in the food dish: Dats not chickens... dat's egg... you puts egg in dehr... Dat smell like chicken but dats not chicken.

Joey asks about chicken

Joey: Yes, do tell Mother. Where's the chicken?  Why does fried egg smell like chicken, yet not taste like chicken?

Mom: Eggs that we eat come from chickens, but they never became chickens... 

Joey: You are most illogical, Mother... 

Lil Bear: Chickens come from the magic cold box... why magic box has eggs and no chicken?

Mom: because I haven't gone hunting... I go hunting in a place called a store. I bring back chicken and then I put it in the fridge... the magic box...

Doobie jumps up besides Lil Bear:  Someone mention chickens??? hey what's wrong with the flashy box?  We looks all fuzzy...

Mom: the flashy box fell down several months ago and got broke Now the focus part doesn't work very well sometimes.. Let's gets a nice photo of you, Doobie. (mom takes one good photo of Doobie, but the rest come out all fuzzy)
 

Good Doobie "Selfie" b4 more fuzzy photos

and oh there goes the batteries... (beep beep... batteries exhausted)

Doobie: When you gonna gets a new flashy box Mom?

Mom:  After I go hunting for new glasses and gets the porch steps  painted to my back door.  After Uncle Mike fixes the furnace at my house ...and the wall in his living room and help Silvia and kitties pay their rents...

Lil Bear: But what about Chickens???  

Mom: well, okay. I confess, there is some chickens thawing out in the Magic Box... I'll cook you all some yummies furry soon... (Bear pouts cause he has to waits)

Joey: In the meantime, our friend Silvia and her kitties still needs help to pay their rents.  that mean motel owner won't give her back her job!!!

Its gonna be Thanksgiving soon!  The very bad man is now in jail, but the motel owner won't let Silvia clean rooms again!  He gave Silvia's job to a couple and now they get free rent!  And Silivia never gotted free rent!

Well this whats I likes to do to hims!   (Joey claws the sisal scratcher...)  but dat won't help Silvia and her cats, Narcisca, Natasha, Ronnie, Gordo and Guero... 

And I wants Mom to Call KAKE on Your Side too...but we dont wants dat motel owner to make trouble fur Silvia...

They need 150.00 by Tuesday again... Silvia has applied for work and did get to some housecleaning at an apartment complex, but they can't pay her until the end of November.

As you can tells by what the Mom said, we dont even has moneys to gets a new flashy box!
So we ams helping Silvia by starting a fund me campaign. 

Here am the link to You Caring.  We hopes to get enufs money fur rents fur several weeks so any money Silvia gets can be used tor feed herself and her kitties until Chrismas.

(Funding Link Update: You Caring was bought out by Go Fund Me and No Longer Exists)

You Caring is now using We Pay, which am goods.

Howsomever, if you has a paypal account, please donate to laugh_safely at yahoo dot com...  

Or let the Mom know if you wants to just mail some greenies and mom will email you what to put on the check... Silvia doesn't have a bank account.


Remember Winnie's Wish Auction! https://winnieswishauction.blogspot.com/

Daddy Frank is still getting betturs too! He gotted out of ICU and am in a ward now.. and up and walking some. He still has to eats through tube so no chickens for Daddy yet.  If you would likes an update on how Frank am doing, please sends us an email... to laugh_safely...at yahoo dot com

Our Mom was shy bout dis

Hiya effurrybuddy

The Mom finely hads sum time to let us use da compootur.

Hur bin takin care of hur mom... we call hur Nana.

sohz here our Live Strong post now
cuz da Mom waz furry shy bout talkin bout cancer.

Dis why da Mom am shy bout dat....
see hur hadz a cancer scare long before we waz borned. Da doctor did an autopsy on da wart and waz precancerous. Soh dey used sumpin to kill all da skin round dis bad wart and it hurt a lot. Dey put silver in the area and it not come bak.

Sumtimes tumors can be as deadly as cancer.

Our daddy purson had a tumor in his kidney dat burst and him was furry sick back in 1996. Dat waz a mirackle him survived. And him also had a tumor on him brain when he was furry young - bout two years old.

Da Nana hads a brain tumor removed about ten years ago - now hur haz aphasia and severe hyperacusis, which keep her from going to normal places likes churches and walmarts.

{ the Mom here:

Aphasia is literally an impairment of language ability, which can range from having difficulty remembering words to being completely unable to speak, read, or write. Sometimes most of ability is recovered thru physical therapy.  "Nana" couldn't even speak right after surgery.

Hyperacusis is defined as a collapsed tolerance to normal environmental sounds. This can be caused by inflammation of the ear drum or dysfunction in the brain itself. A dysfunction of processing sound in the brain can even cause someone to fall while hearing a loud noise, which happens to "Nana." Both of these disorders can result from brain surgery. The "daddy purson" (my hubby) also has a milder form of aphasia and hyperacusis. Both "Nana" the "Daddy Purson" have have actually gone into a state of shock from certain loud noises. }

In Mom's fambly three other peeplez hadz tumors, two in der brains and one haz a tumor behind da eyez.  Da fambly dat hads brain tumors did not survive likes our Nana did.

We purrz fur alla da cancers and tumor survivors and dehr famblies.

Katie Ann Kitty Too

Movie Monday A Lonesome Kitty Song

Love Me Like You Used To



Lonesome Lennie da Kitty lookin fur faithful luvs.

Oh Hai, this video is "Love Me Like You Used To" from rathergood.com.
Some of their stuff is out in cheeky land humour, but the animation on this one is truly amazing. The scenery is like New York and the raincoat kitty is like Detective Lennie Briscoe from Law & Order.

A lonely, divorced half Jewish detective who hid his sensitive, caring nature with wise cracks and a bottle of alcohol, Briscoe became one of the longest running characters in producer Dick Wolf's universe until the actor, Jerry Orbach passed on in December 2005 from prostate cancer.

Early 2006, Orbach received the Screen Actor's Guild Award for Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series. Jerry's loving and faithful wife of umpteen years accepted for him. In my humble opinion, the name of this wise-cracking, cheeky, jazz singing kitty longing for a faithful woman must be Lennie.

"Love Me Like You Use To," from their new CD
Danger is Dangerous (7 Seconds of Love).

Baby, I don't want no flowers for my birthday, oh no
And baby, I don't wanna book a trip and go away, oh no
I just want you to love me like you used to, oh yeah

The kitty sings really fast, hard to pick up all the PG-ish lyrics, yet sounds just like the jazz blues Lennie Briscoe would sing over a woman he really cared for who turned out to be unfaithful. Yet when I saw Lennie the kitty with tears in his eyes, I could only think of how much my husband is horribly missing me.

He is at Norton Correctional Facility - sentenced for taking an Alford Plea (innocent, but can't prove it). Doesn't matter why (see the story of Joseph in Genesis). His health is poor, one kidney lost from cancer ten years ago and a slow growing cyst on the other one. At least Norton is low security and the outdoor campus is rather large. In good weather, he can walk outside and feel the wind on his face and hear the birds chirping. A lot of Christian bands play outdoor concerts for the inmates and there are a lot of bible studies to keep him in faith...hopefully I can travel up there to see him soon.

My husband was supporting my parents and me. Please purr fur us. My mother and I are barely hanging on financially. (Her mortgage company just sent her payment back, because it wasn't the entire amount) Right before this all happened, I was getting ready to go back to school for more training so he could retire and I go to work. Now I need to be the provider, yet don't have the training in computer programming or CATIA (drafting software). I am teaching myself with what I can find using the library and the internet right now.

October 3, went to a really cool Bible parade in Humboldt, KS, which is always on the first Saturday in October. Got some photos and spoke to a 12 year old young man named Jacob who had just rescued a five month old kitten. - sweet tabby and white male named Lucky who just loved his new daddy! Sitting curled up in his lap with his eyes half closed, smiling and quietly purring. Hope to show a photo of Jacob, Lucky and Jacob's brother David as soon as the film is developed!

Luv n Purrz,
Katie Kat.

P. S. - pleze chek commints fur update frum Mummy. - Katie Too

Moofie Monday and Updates

Hiya, we gotted noo updates.

Furst, Daisy'z mammary glands are almost back to "normal." Mom gave her warm packs and cold packs fur a few days last week and den dey started goin down on derh own!!

Dis iz morh dat mirakul stuffoms we finks... soh soon Daisy kin gets hur lady opurrayshun!

Nana iz sum better - thanks fur purrin! hur rested lots and da intestinal soreness wents away... hur is still furry tired. Nana and Mom wz all skerrd last week dat Nana hafta go to hospittal. Dis mirakul so far dat we iz purrin fur Nana to gets reel bettur.

Our Mom n Daddy Purrson hads dehr annifursary on Sunnyday... but Mom n us cant seez Daddy Purrson cuz sum meen peeplez sayz him did sumpin bads wif no proof n dey lokked him ups... Daddiez lawyer waz noh goodz soh we iz tryin ta gets a noo lawyer. Him iz 73 and not doin goods cuz dey wont gifs him foods he kin eat... (seriously).

A bit of good stuffoms...
Mom sold our dishwasher!! and Fanks to our kind frinds onda innernets, we has bout 200 greenies towards payin Nana Momz house paymint! We needs bout 238 morh... We iz purrin fur anuffur mirakul and askin sum churches to helps... Fanks fur your suppurt!

Fanks to Christopher da blind kitty at https://christophersgroove.blogspot.com/

We found https://www.blindcatrescue.com/ and a goods moofie uv a kitty dat waz rescued.



We hopes u goh see dis website and all da great babiez dehr.

luv,
Katie Too

Note Frum Christopher:
Sadly, little Ariel passed away last month from fluid on her brain that couldn't be helped. She passed away in the arms of her loving family who runs the sanctuary. It's important that she was loved and knew she was loved. And she did. -Christopher.

WEZE COLD!! AND URGENT STUFFOMS....

Dis is Urgente Stuffoms...

weze lost internets n Mawmee has ta takes our notes n burrows compooturs n she has ta do lots of huntin on compooturs fur werkin stuff...

Weze all cold in our hows n Mawmee went huntin to burrow compooter to tell u...

We iz stoppin by to say hi... well Mawmee iz... Weze all cold in our hows n Mawmee went huntin to gets help frum our bruver frind. Hims name is Mike Ulin. He's a funny actor on da V list. dats fur volunteer. Him builds metal TV cradles fur a livin... um what's dat? oh mawmee say dats ta ting dat holds teevees on walls n stuffoms in hospitals n monitors fur securtee stuffoms. But hims is needin helps, too!! Hims is tired n stuffoms n mite lose him jobbee, too!

Weze cold like 35 F - cuz we gots jus dis leetel heater in da bedroom… dis old house ain’t got lectric stuff fixed!! n our daddees stuck at da pound fur peeples n cant works no morh. weze don know if hims evfurr comin home!!! n hims cant work no morh cuz him is an old kittee purson now. Dems iz furry bad peeples takin our daddee. Mawmee weze hungree!?! Did da huntin werk yet? We didnt doo nuffin!! whys we gettin punished fur too???? how cum nobuddee tinks bout dat when dey takes daddees to peeple pounds????

Sumbuddee weze needs kittee foods!! An Baby and Spunky cants cum home in ther Rainbow Bridge Urns cuz dehrs no monee ta pay fur dat. Thems urns iz stil at da Pet Traditions plase. We gots ta give dem 347.00 green papurs!!

Weze wants ta let you knoh... n ta make sure dat all helps will go to feed us kitties n get our bruthers urns to come home...

We gots vet bills, too dats not paid. but furst we needs help in eatin cuz Mousee has ta have speshul corn free dry food.
Dis is sum ways dats u kin helps us dis Christmas n Hannukah times...

1) You could sends us a Wal-Mart gift card so we kins gets Feline Pine kitty litter n canned foods (fur Mawmee Too) n a new room heater!! Weze furry Cold!!! We use pine cuz Mawmee gotted asthma...

2) You could sends us a Pets Mart gift card so we can gets corn-free food. We buys da Authority Brand fur sensitive kitties. Ifn's u dont knoh where a Pets Mart is - here is dehr webbie bout dat Sensitive Kitty Food - You could ships it to us or sumpin.

3) You could sends funds pay to the order of Pet Traditions so we can gets Spunky n Baby's Rainbow Urns home. We needs bout 347.00 green papurs fur dat... but any bit would help show we wants ta pay dat bill.

4) and ifns you wants ta helps us wif our Vet bill... den funds should be pay to the order of "Indian Hills Animal Clinic." Dey kept Spunky n Baby n Sandy Red Tigger livin fur a longs time wif Dental helps and emurgencee helps... sohz we owes about 1900.00 green papurs on dat one. Weze promised ta give 25.00 somepin monees evry month n we cant pay dem no morez! And what iffns we gets sick? Daisy n me needs our toofies kleened but we cant go yet....likes we said any bit would helps ta pay dat bill....

But foodees and a ceramic room heater we needs now!!

Here is our address fur sending stuffoms. Pweze use da U.S. Post Office cuz its a Postal Box.
Help fur Katie's Katz
%Kat Renee Kittel
P. O. Box 771268
Wichita, KS 67277-1268 USA

Tank u fur listening n stuff and helpin out poor Kitties at Chrismas n Hannukah times.

-Katee Too and all uv Katiez Katz

Anniversary Fur Mawmee and Daddee

Dis here entree iz dedikatied to my mawmee and my daddee... deys bin marryed 11 years today!

Happy Anniefursaree!

Please purr dats Daisy n I gets ta meets our Daddee reel soon!
Daddee n Mawmee beens apart fur two years now. Deys reel lonely.

Luv,
Bootsie Woo.

Daisy May

Spunky Boo Bear,

...................................Mousie

& Katie Too.

Bootsie Tummy n Daddee Update

Dear Frinds

Weze gotted sum furry goods news n sum still needz purrs n stuffoms.

Furst uvs all.... Mawmee iz helpin hur frind wifs stuffoms on hur pursonal compootur, likes slappin mean viruses. Dis frind she knohz a longs times, likes 20 umpteem yerhz or sumpin. She evens waz da matron of honor ats Mawmee and Dadees weddin. Mawmee, kins I haves a weddin? Ooh Ize too littel fur dat. Otay. Andy Ways... Sundae dis frind gaves Mawmee sums money helps cuz Daddees pension not gotted here yet! So Mawmee went huntin yesturday n cames back wif foodeez and littur stuffs!! Yay!

Now Seconds uv all, about our Daddee purrson...I havnts mets him yet... hez sum bettur frum whn he gotted hurted. But cuds you purrs fur him? Hez soh lonelee wifout Mawmee. And our eyes gets leaky tinkin bout how heze stucks in dis Mulhouse Franse and needin dis surjuree fur bladdur stuffumz... purrstate...prostayt or sumpin. Mawmee, whatz dat?

Den thurds uv all, Mawmee still lookin fur werk soh she kin takes care uv us n our disabled gran mawmee, n get 2 c our Daddee...
She not seened him since dis time 2006... a fore I waz evens borned!

And Mawmee gotz ta get dis here jobbee so she kins gets our Furry Funnee Movee doned!! Ize gonna be in dis here movie bouts how Daisy gotted da turkey frum da Daisy Deli. I gits ta play Miss Super Stunt Kitty! Well I jus rollz round and looks cutes, denz runz off, butz datz actin! Whens we gits dis here movee doned, weze gonna submit dat to da Tall Grass Film Festival And weze don wanna miss dat dis year cuz of dis here movin n stuff!! Itz comin ups in Octovur. (Missin da Tall Grass, "All Da Kings Men" Robert Redfurd Movee nite dis monf was bads enuf! Mistur Redfurd talked bout our wittel Film Festival front uv guvmint peeples!)

Mawmee cants go audishun fur actin partz til she gets a payin jobee!!

Tank u fur listenin n purrin n stuffomz.

Lil Miss Bootsie Woo,
Jr Comik Apprentix

TRIBUTE to VIOLETTE & URGENT REPURRT

...

For Sweet Baby Violette Noelle

Here is a song fur your Mawmee ...

FOR THOSE TEARS I DIED. Stevens, Marsha J. & Russ © 1972 Bud John Songs, Inc. .

You said you'd come and share all my sorrows,

You said you'd be there for all my tomorrows,

I came so close to sending you away

But just like you promised you came here to stay.

I just had to pray.

Chorus

And Jesus said come to the water, stand by my side.

I know you are thirsty. You won't be denied.

I felt every tear drop when in darkness you cried,

And I strove to remind you that for those tears I died.

Your goodness so great I can't understand.

And dear Lord I know that all this was planned.

I know you're here now and always will be.

Your love loosed my chains and in You I'm free.

But, Jesus, why me?

Chorus

And Jesus said come to the water, stand by my side.

I know you are thirsty. You won't be denied.

I felt every tear drop when in darkness you cried,

And I strove to remind you that for those tears I died.

Jesus, I give you my heart and my soul.

I know that without God I'd never be whole.

Savior, you opened all the right doors,

And I thank you and praise you from earth's humble shores.

Take me, I'm yours.

Chorus

And Jesus said come to the water, stand by my side.

I know you are thirsty. You won't be denied.

I felt every tear drop when in darkness you cried,

And I strove to remind you that for those tears I died.

...

We iz purrin fur your famblee and will remembur you all ways,

Luv Katie and Da Katz: Boo Bear, Mousie, Katie Too, Daisy May and Bootsie Woo.

-----------------URGENTE-------------URGENTE-------------URGENTE-------------------- Our Frind Sabine in Franse just emailed Mawmee dis card frum our Daddee purrson. Hims is being held in Mulhouse Prison, France...fur extradishun.fur sumpins he supposedlee dids in Kansas. He hurted himself furry badlee and Mawmee is reel scairt and cryin. (Our Daddee is 72 years old. Mawmee is 25 sum years less den dat.) And Da Penshun survise stopped his British pension cuz uv sum silly papurwerk error. (Hims a British Catizen.) Dat was whats we waz livin on. A pastor in England is lookin into dat fur us, but we still dont know. She havnt seen him since dehr annivursaree August 23 in 2006! And hez been held in Mulhouse fur 18 months. Sumpins bout French law should lets him go back to England now. BUT HEZE STILL DEHR!!
And dehrs no money fur Mawmee to go see him. Mawmee iz furree sads and cryin or she woulds be writin dis. We needs Purrs and purrayrs and advise on raisin money fur Mawmee and Gran Mawmee and usns to lives on and to help our Daddee. Here is sumpin dats Mawmee drew dat we could sells ifns someone could helps in mountin da drawings:

We needs helps in settin up a pay pal tingee. Tanks fur your help,
Luv
- Katie Too
Fur mohr ov da storee, you can email us ats laugh_safely@yahoo.com